Del’s Demolition of the Food Court

Dude. Would you look at that featured image. This post isn’t about grass, for crying out loud! What are Madison’s horrendous graphic design skills trying to convey here?

She’s a case, I tell you.

But we’re not here to talk about her. Oh no, no, my loyal fans. It is I, Delaney Danger Clark, here with the second half of our photos from the meetup with Light4theLord and the dolls at Dolls N’ All.

In case you’re not smart, the link is for you to click and read before reading any further, as well as this one, which is my friend Mia’s account of the post. Mia from Dolls N’ All. Haven’t you heard of her? How uneducated. You should.

Madi (not the loser Madison, my guardian. Just to distinguish that. Madi as in from Dolls N’ All and Madi’s Musings.) is wearing the BEST SHIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Isn’t it amazing? And because “Del” are the first three letters in “Delightful” (the first D in the DWOD acronym), she MUST BE MY #1 FAN TOO.

At least… hopefully.

I mean, who am I kidding? Who’s not one of my #1 fans? I demolished everyone who said they weren’t.

Just kidding.

My sis Taryn posed with Elly by a palm tree in the middle of the mall.

A palm tree? In the middle of a mall? Yeah, welcome to Florida, folks.

Mia (my awesomeness buddy) and I were daring and climbed this… thing. It looked like a cage for some lights.

A LIGHT CAGE. THE CAGE OF LIGHT. WHATEVER. WE SCALED IT.

Then I raced Mia across some food court tables. The best part? It was a big distraction, nuisance, and noise to everyone eating around us.

>:)

I’m pretty darn sure I won, but Mia is pretty darn sure she won. And because I don’t like admitting to losing, let’s just deem it a tie, shall we? Of course we shall. You don’t have an option, because I said so.

I didn’t get the point of this shot. If the point of a photoshoot is to try to capture the radiance of my extreme, lens-busting awesomeness with a camera, why allow something as pitiful as grass to get in the way?

Nothing ever gets in my way unless I allow it, so I demanded Madison bring the camera back up to the star of the show—me.

But Mia is my awesomeness buddy, so she peeked in there, too. See her head by my shoulder?

Hey, look. I found a seat. It shall bear the weight of my behind for as long as I wish. Doesn’t matter that it’s a pillow, not a seat. I either make the rules or break them ’cause I can.

Did I mention that Light4theLord did my hair? Doesn’t it look awesome as always? I’m awesome without even fixing it—guess who rocks the bedhead look better than anybody?—but I really like the way she styled it. It’s perfectly Del.

Mia and I posed on these really weird cushions. I decided to do a handstand for my pose, just ’cause I could.

This really weird, horribly unmatching barf-green see-through… fence? Railing? I don’t even know—was bordering the sitting area. So we were awesomely defiant and climbed that, too.

Once back at the other section of the food court, L4TL and Madison decided to do an annoying amount of group shots.

Just when I had about all I could take, I realized I didn’t have to take it anymore. The food court shall not be spared its demolition via Delaney Danger Clark!

Step 1: Tackle sister.

Step 2: Snicker and laugh while everyone else dominoes, too. 

Elly was smart. She was standing behind me, so she didn’t dominoe.

But one last remaining survivor? Oh no. No. Not one shall remain standing in Del’s demolition.

Not even sweet Elly.

MWAHAHAAA!

Look at that beautiful photo bomb! It’s just perfect—perfect! It couldn’t be any more perfect! I die laughing every time I look at it.

Taryn and Mia decided to take selfies together.

They thought they were safe.

But see my photobombing awesomeness? Not even my awesomeness buddy is spared. Sorry, Mia.

PREPARE FOR THE TACKLE!

If there’s one thing you should know about Elly, it’s that she’s not easily defeated. Before I could tackle, she was back for revenge—and caught me off guard.

CRASH!

The defeat, although it was mine, was spectacular. Even though I’m a sore loser, sometimes you’ve just gotta hand it to your foe. She did it well.

But don’t worry, Elly. Someday we will meet again, and someday I shall get my revenge.

For now, though, that wraps up my

DEMOLITION OF THE FOOD COURT.

Okay, okay, with help from Mia. And Elly. And Madi (the doll). And maybe Taryn.

BUT MOSTLY ME!

Oh, wait a second! The plus about commenting on one of my epic posts is that, randomly, one of the commenters gets to be shouted out. On the Orlando, Florida edition of Wreckage of the American Girl Store, The AG Homeschooler commented her favorite place Mia and I wrecked:

I liked the destruction of the Grand Hotel (though it’s probably not so grand anymore! XD) and when you rolled over Z’s toes with her scooter. Awesomeness.

Be sure to visit her awesome blog, AG’s Wondrous World!

To all my fellow dolls: Do you have an annoying guardian/mom? Do you like meeting other guardians/moms’ dolls?

Remember to comment so you can be randomly shouted out in my next post!

KICKIN’ BUTT AND TAKIN’ NAMES,

By | 2017-10-06T15:55:46+00:00 October 6th, 2017|All, Fun Things My Dolls Do, Meetups, Our Grand Adventures, Photostories|41 Comments

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41 Comments

  1. Olive October 6, 2017 at 4:11 pm - Reply

    hmmm. you didn’t really demolish much, you were just loud and had fun. so many photo bombers…. XD
    it would be very interesting to have this post from Taryn’s point of view 😉
    Most crazily, ~Olive

    • Madison
      Madison October 6, 2017 at 6:28 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Well… I demolished the silence! So THERE.

      What? Are you saying my POV was un-interesting? How rude!

      –Del

      • Olive October 7, 2017 at 11:29 am - Reply

        😂😂😂

  2. Jewel October 6, 2017 at 4:20 pm - Reply

    Hey Del! Great job tackling everyone. The thing I love about you, is you’re unexpected! I mean, who just suddenly tackles their own sister in the food court?! Oh yeah, YOU! Great job Del. I loved how you winked just before you jumped on Elly. Madi (the doll XD) has an awesome shirt. You’re hair style is so sweet!

    Keep on wrecking the world, one doll at a time, (:
    -Jewel
    http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/

    • Madison
      Madison October 6, 2017 at 6:30 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Hey, Jewel! Thank you so much! I really like your comment. 😉 Thanks for being awesome!

      –Del

  3. Charis | charisrae.com October 6, 2017 at 5:02 pm - Reply

    Oh man… I wonder what the citizens of the food court thought of this affair. XD

    • Madison
      Madison October 6, 2017 at 6:30 pm - Reply

      Delaney: That’s just the thing. They didn’t have the ability to think. I was too loud! >:D

      –Del

      XD

  4. Sara October 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Hey, Madison!
    That was so funny! What? Palm trees in the mall? Weird… LOL! But very interesting😅 that’s so funny about the barf green see-through fence railing? Also very weird XDD! Lol you must have had a great time! The mall looks so cool! Delaney does not have a middle name danger for no reason XDDDD she’s pretty dangerous!

    • Madison
      Madison October 6, 2017 at 6:31 pm - Reply

      LOL, very weird! XDD Haha, she is pretty dangerous… XDD Thanks for commenting!

  5. Sara October 6, 2017 at 8:19 pm - Reply

    LOL, 😂😁😀 your welcome! I always like to comment! How are ya? Madi

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:12 am - Reply

      LOL! I’m good, how are you?

      • Sara October 16, 2017 at 3:11 pm - Reply

        I’M GREAT!

  6. miatheawesome October 6, 2017 at 9:02 pm - Reply

    THAT WAS SO EPIC. I had a ton of fun. Climbing that weird shaped metal thingy was cool… we looked awesome.YES. ONE DAY we will see each other again. 😀 AND WE WILL WRECK MORE STUFF.
    ~ Mia
    dollsnall.blogspot.com

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:13 am - Reply

      Delaney: YES IT WAS. We looked epic! AND YES. YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

      –Del

  7. Olivia Bell (aka Livy) October 6, 2017 at 10:43 pm - Reply

    Hehe, Del, I might have to classify you as evil. 😉 Do you approve? Hehe! This was a fun post, and I’m so glad you had a fun meet up! You’re right, that shirt was the coolest ever, haha! 😀

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:14 am - Reply

      Delaney: OOH EVIL. A very good term for me, very good indeed! 😉 I’m glad you enjoyed! Thank you so much! Hehe, the shirt really is awesome. Light4theLord made it herself. 😉

      –Del

  8. Kaylyn October 7, 2017 at 8:26 am - Reply

    This was SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! OK, Delaney is really dangerous. I am dying over laughter from the pic where the dolls were taking the selfie and you can see Delaney’s head peeking over their heads! *Starts laughing so hard that I cry*
    You did a great job on this post!
    ~Kaylyn

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:16 am - Reply

      LOLOL! Thank you SOO much, Kaylyn! I’m so super glad you liked this! You’re so sweet! XD

  9. Cayla from Modest My Life October 7, 2017 at 1:24 pm - Reply

    Julie: Hey Del! I admire your owner a lot and how does she make such good post?!?! I love Cayla a lot but Sometimes she doesn’t let me have my way! Like once at Walmart there was so much stuff that was doll-sized and I asked Cayla to get something and she said no! Owners can a Pain in the butt Sometimes…

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:17 am - Reply

      Delaney: Hey, Julia! Aww, that’s so sweet! If my owner was here, she’d probably say thank you so much, but she’s not, so I won’t let her steal the computer. >:) Yeah, I know, right? Owners can just be the worst. XP

      Thank you so much for commenting!

      –Del

  10. Xyra October 7, 2017 at 7:39 pm - Reply

    If I didn’t know better I’d think you were at the King of Prussia mall; lots of foliage there. Great food court and sitting areas too. Even charging stations for people to plug in their phones. 🙂

    Looks like a great time destroying the food court. Did you have lunch or anything there? If yes, what was the name of the restaurant or stand?

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 9:22 am - Reply

      Delaney: Woah, I’ve never heard of that place! Sounds epic.

      HEHE, I DID. A lot of fun. Madison actually didn’t eat anything for lunch for some weird reason, but Light4theLord and her family did! I forgot which place they got food from.

      –Del

  11. Rebcake October 8, 2017 at 10:14 am - Reply

    Delaney Adair Clark, you will be the death of me someday. XD XD XD I’m not kidding. I DIED laughing at your photobombs. They were just way too perfect. Why didn’t you invite me to the meetup?? *sobs* Not that I would have been able to fly halfway across the country to visit a food-court-wrecker, greatest doll celebrity or no.

    • Madison
      Madison October 8, 2017 at 10:22 am - Reply

      Delaney: Adair?! How do you know that?! SHHH! It’s Danger, Danger! Forget this whole Adair business!

      AHEM. XDD YAY FOR DYING LAUGHING. I know, they were PERFECTION. Hmph. Wish you could’ve came to meet my awesomeness. But that’s okay. Maybe one day.

      –Del

  12. Bethany October 8, 2017 at 12:41 pm - Reply

    Nice demolition, Del! XD What are you going to demolish next? Maybe Mad’s house? XDD

    Your sis in Christ,

    -Bethany😁

    • Madison
      Madison October 9, 2017 at 7:06 pm - Reply

      Delaney: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HA, that is an AMAZING idea. I actually just might do that and give credit to you for the epic inspiration. >:)

      –Del

      • Bethany October 11, 2017 at 8:13 am - Reply

        XDD Now that will be an AWESOME post!!!!!!!!

        -Bethany 😁

        • Madison
          Madison October 11, 2017 at 12:22 pm - Reply

          Delaney: DEFINITELY. >:D

          –Del

  13. Paige October 14, 2017 at 2:37 pm - Reply

    Ha! Do I have an annoying guardian? You bet. She would NEVER let me do that fun stuff you did. TEACH ME! I have been spying on the lame, slacker that we call Diamond and I know a couple of her secrets but shhhhh.

    • Madison
      Madison October 19, 2017 at 6:23 pm - Reply

      Delaney: BAD GUARDIAN. Ooh, secrets? Anything you can spill?

      –Del

      • Diamond October 23, 2017 at 8:03 am - Reply

        Well, she might get mad, but I do know that she will be getting a few more dolls soon. Their names are, Pippa, Savannah, and she hasn’t decided on the other one yet but maybe Heather. Hmmm, what else can I reveal? How about the new photo stories that she’s been working on? That’s a good secret. Oh no she’s coming!
        💜Paige

        • Madison
          Madison October 24, 2017 at 2:00 pm - Reply

          Delaney: OOOH DUDE. That’s awesome. AHH RUN AWAY! That new photostory series sounds awesome.

          –Del

  14. agsparklesisters October 15, 2017 at 8:47 am - Reply

    Hahaha! We love it when Del is in posts! She’s so funny!
    ❤️,
    Tori, Bella, and the dolls

    • Madison
      Madison October 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm - Reply

      Haha, I’m so glad! Del says thank you! 😉 Thanks so much for commenting!

  15. Flo October 18, 2017 at 8:26 am - Reply

    Fun post! Aren’t all food courts for demolishing?

    The girls here regularly get together with Xyra’s girls from Tea Time with Melody Q. In fact, Zara and I are heading out to meet her tomorrow! Always fun to get together with other dolls and their doll mom’s/guardians. Even if the mom’s can be embarrassing.

    • Madison
      Madison October 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thanks! Yep. Absolutely.

      Woah, that’s awesome! Hope you guys have tons of fun. Yeahhh, they can be a bit embarrassing… a lot…

      –Del

  16. The AG Homeschooler October 24, 2017 at 3:46 pm - Reply

    You go, Del! You show ’em!
    That was hilarious, as all things with Del are I MEAN COOL.
    Yay! I won! Thanks for the shout-out!

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