The Secret Santa Disaster – Part 1

“Gliding through the snow, on a pair of rocket skis, blasting through the mountains, crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with thirty stitches in my hea—”

“Del!” My best friend, Katy Christine, looks up from gazing at the gifts neatly piled under the Christmas tree. “Sing something a little less violent and more Christmas-y, will you?”

I laugh, careful not to jostle my mug of cocoa. “It’s my favorite Christmas song. At least it’s better than the lame one about Rudolph’s bloody nose.”

“It’s his red nose.”

“How about we sing songs about the real Reason for the season?” I can hear the mother-like tone in Cécile’s voice before she even steps in the room.

“You don’t want to hear my violent parody to ‘Away in a Manger’.” Not that I believe in it, of course. I grin, but Cécile glares at me. Changing the subject to avoid further scoldings, I jerk my head toward the hat in her hands. “Whatcha got there?”

“It’s a hat full of names,” Cécile explains. “Well, it was full of names. There are only two names left to draw, and you guys are the only ones who haven’t drawn yet.”

I glance down at the hat and back up at Cécile. “Is this Secret Santa?”

“You guessed it.”

K.C. lets her empty mug fall to the ground as she darts up to be the first to stick her hand into the hat. “Too slow,” she smirks at me, withdrawing her hand after grabbing a paper.

“First is the worst,” I remind her with an even-more smirky smirk and dig my hand in. I make an elaborate show of fishing around in there, even though there’s only one paper left. Drawing it out, I grin again. “Saved the best for last, I see.”

Cécile shakes her head at me. “You have until Christmas Eve to get your present for the person whose name you drew. On Christmas Day, we’ll open them. Oh, and don’t tell anyone who was on your paper.”

I raise both my eyebrows up and down with a grin. “My present will blow everyone else’s out of the water.”

With a roll of her eyes, Cécile plops the empty top hat right on my head. “You’re adorable.”

Sputtering, I rip the hat off my head and slam it on hers. “Did you just call me adorable? That’s something you’re gonna regret!”

Cécile just laughs and walks off before I can finish my challenging her to an epic roast-off.

I turn to Katy, and she smiles. “This is going to be fun,” she says. “I wonder who drew my name.”

I glance down at the paper in her hand and hold up mine. “If you tell me the name on your paper, I’ll tell you the name on mine.”

“Del!” Katy scolds. “That’s against the rules.”

“I break the rules because I can.”

“Sure, you can break them. And also get eliminated from the entire gift exchange if you do so.” I make a pouty face before Katy sighs and continues. “But we can read ours at the same time. Ready?”

“Are you?”

“One, two, three.”

K.C. and I step away from each other to read our papers privately.

No. My eyes widen. This isn’t happening.

“Son of a garbage man!” I shout for the entire house to hear.

Katy jumps, startled. “Oh my gosh, Del. Whose name did you get? Oh, wait, no, don’t tell me!”

“Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn-darn!” I wail, glaring at my paper.

“What is wrong with you?” Katy asks.

“The stupid name I drew!”

I lean against the wall by the fireplace and slump to the floor. “Jerk. You should’ve let me draw first.”

“Aw, Del, I’m sorry…” Katy shifts her weight from foot to foot and stays for a while. “You’re too epic to be defeated by whatever name you drew. Just remember that.”

“I’m thinking!” I snap. “Leave me alone.”

Katy leaves, and I sit here and steam. I need a plan of action. Only losers sit and feel sorry for themselves. And I don’t play games to lose. Only epicness reigns here. Only—

I jump in surprise as a series of tickling sensations spread over my ankle. My eyes flash open to see a spider crawling over my leg. “Dude!” I shout at him. How dare he disturb my thinking?

But I look down at the name in my hand. Jasmine—snobby, bratty, annoying Jasmine whom I have to get a Christmas present for.

Then I glance at the spider scurrying across the floor. Madison said to kill any big spiders in the house I saw, because there might be some poisonous ones she doesn’t want us getting bit by.

But whoever said I had to get Jasmine something nice for Christmas?

I should kill the spider. Instead, I lunge across the floor and cup my hand around it, laughing a little as his flailing legs tickle my palm.

This little guy needs a home until I can find a proper gift box to put it in. I reach behind me and secure Katy’s mug she dropped earlier.

I quickly put the cup upside down to keep my little spider friend from crawling out. Laughing to myself, I imagine Jasmine’s face when she opens the box to find this creepy crawler jumping out onto her.

“Delaney?”

I look up and flinch in surprise to see Jasmine herself walk in the room. “Dude! Don’t startle me like that!” I place my hand on the cup, feeling the spider trying to escape and pressing it down so he can’t. I lick my lips and try to stay casual. “‘Sup?

Jasmine glances toward the cocoa mugs. “Are any of those cups clean? I really want some hot chocolate.”

“No. They’re all full of cocoa.”

Jasmine furrows her eyebrows and points to the upside-down one, and I take my hand off of it so as not to look suspicious. Jasmine cocks her head. “That one’s obviously not full of hot cocoa. It’s upside down.”

“Yeah, well, that’s just really not important right now,” I say, grabbing her arm and pushing it away from the mug. “Go ask Cécile or someone else where any other clean cups are.”

“But that one looks pretty clean to me!”

“I assure you, it’s not.”

Jasmine fights against my arms. “You’re just saying that because you want all the cocoa to yourself!”

“Yes. You’re right. I’m a selfish brat, though not as bad as you. Get out.”

Jasmine pushes against me again, but I’m very much stronger than her. She pushes her bottom lip out and pouts before storming away.

I stare after her, my beating heart slowing down. That was a close one.

Something on my arm tickles, and I look down and gasp.

“You’re not supposed to escape!” I bark at my little captive.

He responds by bending his little head down and digging his fangs into my arm.

“Augh! Ow!” I shout, slapping him off of my arm with the back of my hand as I wince. I glare death at the spider as it scurries off in escape.

I glance down at my arm, biting my lip and blinking away the sting of tears filling my eyes. I’ve gotten spider bites before. Why does this one hurt so bad?

I look over at the presents under the tree and groan. Now what do I get Jasmine for Christmas? Am I going to have to get her something nice after all?

My spider bite keeps throbbing, and I force myself not to shed tears. I look down again and feel my eyes involuntarily widen.

An inflamed, red ring has formed around the bite. The blood drains from my face as cold fear settles in the pit of my stomach.

The spider was venomous.

To be continued… in The Secret Santa Disaster – Part 2!


Of which I already have the photos taken for. >:)

If you’re wondering where I’m going with this, don’t. I HAVE A PLAN, AND IT’S A GENIUS PLAN. JUST TRUST MY INSANE I-WROTE-ALL-OF-THIS-AT-1:30-IN-THE-MORNING SKILLS.

… actually, that’s a really bad idea. Never do that please.

Don’t miss out on another CCC craft this Friday! K.C. (I’m such a sensitive softie, I literally teared up when Del called her a jerk XD) is modeling these super cute gold chocolate coins I’ll show you how to make as the third installment of the Christmas Craft Collab with Light4theLord.

What do you think is going to happen with Del and Jasmine?

As you can see, Del is a stubborn little thing and refuses to acknowledge the real Reason of the season. *sighs* We’re working on her… hey, so can you!

Any ideas to help her believe? The best idea will have a photostory made out of it.

See you on Friday!

HEHE LOOK AT DAT CUTE WITTLE SNOWFLAKE. Ooh, and what do you think about the winter header? I made a red-and-green Christmas one but was like nahhh because it didn’t match with the blue color scheme everywhere else. XD

ALSO HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ALL THE AG ADS. Every other time I refresh the page, I see an ad from American Girl either below the menu, somewhere on the sidebar, or at the veeeery bottom. Have you spotted any?

2017-12-06T15:40:26+00:00 December 6th, 2017|159 Comments

159 Comments

  1. Natalie@TheAGSpot December 6, 2017 at 3:49 pm - Reply

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t wait for part 2! WAIT WHAT THE SPIDER WAS VENOUMOUS?? NOO! WHY??
    ~Natalie@TheAGSpot

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:49 pm - Reply

      MWAHAHAA! Aww, yay! AND YES HEH HEH HEH.

  2. agdolldreams December 6, 2017 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    NNNNNNNOOOOOO DON’T DIE DELLLLLLL AHHHHHH BAD BAD BAD MADDDDIIIII AND BAD DEL AND BAD EVERYONE OOH I LOVE THE HEADER BUT STILL BAD MADI XD

    Bethany: BAD SPIDER!!! DEL IS TOO EPIC TO BE BITTEN!!!! AND DEL DON’T BE MAD BUT I WILL CRY IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU!!! SORRY I’M TOO SENSITIVE

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:52 pm - Reply

      MWAHAHAAAA! Thank you so much, and HEHE BAD ME. XDD

      Delaney: AWW, THANK YOU. I REALLY HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME EITHER.

  3. AGs in Alaska December 6, 2017 at 3:51 pm - Reply

    OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! Is this the Black Widow you were referring to? Maybe I should mention my brother got bit by one of those . . .

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:52 pm - Reply

      AWW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! GASP, he did? Could you tell me any side effects / what happened to him (because I’m totally making all of this up XD)?

      • AGs in Alaska December 6, 2017 at 5:58 pm - Reply

        Extreme pain, red streaks up his arm, swelling, and you have to get a shot . . .

        • Madison
          Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:24 pm - Reply

          Hey, I got 3/4 of those right just by guessing! Didn’t know about the red streaks though. Oh well… 😇

  4. KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 3:56 pm - Reply

    AHHHHHHH DELANEY IS GOING TO GET KILLED BY THE SPIDER BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:57 pm - Reply

      MUUUUUAHAHAHAAAAA!!! >:D

      • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 3:57 pm - Reply

        MADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK

        • Madison
          Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:58 pm - Reply

          *pouts* But I LIKE being bad! >:D

          • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 3:59 pm - Reply

            Aww, I am sorry! XD MADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

            • Madison
              Madison December 6, 2017 at 3:59 pm - Reply

              Want a spoiler? >:)

              • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 4:00 pm - Reply

                YES!!!!!!!

                • Madison
                  Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:01 pm - Reply

                  She doesn’t die. XD

                  • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 4:01 pm - Reply

                    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    P.S.
                    I am going to email you. 🙂

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm

                      HEHE!

                      P.S. Alright!

                    • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 4:04 pm

                      I emailed you!

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:05 pm

                      And I replied!

                    • KaylynsWorldBlog December 6, 2017 at 4:15 pm

                      I replied again!

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:18 pm

                      And I replied back! XD

  5. Emmie December 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm - Reply

    This is so awesome! i loved it!

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:03 pm - Reply

      Aww, thank you so much, Amie!

  6. Taylor December 6, 2017 at 4:03 pm - Reply

    I can’t wait for the next part. Maybe Del should take a glance at my blog where I am doing a Christmas story advent.

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:04 pm - Reply

      Aww, yay! Ooh, I just commented on your blog post!

  7. Amie December 6, 2017 at 4:10 pm - Reply

    It’s awesome! Del is my favorite out of all your dolls. I think Del should find out she isn’t so awesome and that she can’t do it all herself. When Del finally realizes she’s weak, she is then strong.

    • Amie December 6, 2017 at 4:10 pm - Reply

      I’m talking about when she should meet our marvelous Savior.

      • Madison
        Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:15 pm - Reply

        Ohhh, yes! That’s a great idea.

        • Kirstyn December 7, 2017 at 9:48 am - Reply

          And she can find out she is weak by a disaster happening, like her violent song actually happens to her (maybe less blood, though!).

          • Madison
            Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:53 pm - Reply

            Oooh, great idea! Ha ha, definitely less blood! 😬😂

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:15 pm - Reply

      Thank you sooo much, Amie! Hehe, Del is my current favorite, too. 😉 Oooh, that’s an amazing idea.

      • Amie December 6, 2017 at 4:22 pm - Reply

        Good, I’m glad. All my ideas are either labeled off the charts in craziness, or amazingness. But I think they tend to be the former. :0

        • Madison
          Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:31 pm - Reply

          No way! I think your ideas are amazing. 😉

          • Amie December 6, 2017 at 5:52 pm - Reply

            Thanks 😊

  8. AAG December 6, 2017 at 4:15 pm - Reply

    LOVE YOUR HEADER! BUT POOR POOR DEL! WHAT IF SHE DIES SHE JUST MOVED IN 9 MONTHS AGOOO WAHHHHHHH WHY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN MADIIIIIIIIII WAHHHHHHHHHHH

    • Madison
      Madison December 6, 2017 at 4:16 pm - Reply

      THANK YOU SO MUCH! AHAHAHA YOU NEVER KNOW. >:D

      • AAG December 6, 2017 at 4:33 pm - Reply

        NOOOOOO DONT GIVE ME THAT EMOJI WAHHHHHHHHHH

        • Madison
          Madison December 7, 2017 at 6:03 pm - Reply

          >:D

          • AAG December 7, 2017 at 6:04 pm - Reply

            Cri.

          • AAG December 7, 2017 at 11:20 pm - Reply

            NO, NO THE SAME EMOJI AGAIN WAHHHHH

      • AAG December 6, 2017 at 5:06 pm - Reply

        I JUST FOUND SOMEONE I KNOW ON TV! The whole family, to be exact.

        • Madison
          Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:15 pm - Reply

          WOAH, REALLY? EPIC.

  9. Rose December 6, 2017 at 5:05 pm - Reply

    OH NO!!! Please not Del she’s to amazing. I’m so excited to see what happens next your photostories are always so creative and amazing. Love your header! 😉
    -Rose <3

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:14 pm - Reply

      Delaney: YES I’M TOO AMAZING.

      Aww, thank you so much, Rose! That means so much! And hehe, yay! 😉

  10. quinleytheelf December 6, 2017 at 5:06 pm - Reply

    Oh no, not a black widow!! *whispers* she deserved that for trying to give Jasmine the spider for christmas *nods* but I do hope that she gets better and learns a lesson from that.
    -Quinley

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:14 pm - Reply

      She did indeed deserve it! 😉 Very true. 😉

  11. Gracie December 6, 2017 at 5:12 pm - Reply

    Yikes! This is, indeed, a disaster! Maybe if Jasmine is kind to Del, though Del is mean to her, that could get Del thinking…?
    ~Gracie

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:15 pm - Reply

      Dun dun dunnn! Oooh, great idea! 😉

      • Zoe Dollfan December 9, 2017 at 7:03 pm - Reply

        I thought the same thing. If Del has to go to the hospital and then Jasmine comes and is friendly to her and dose something nice maybe she will think twice before she says something mean to Jasmine. Sorry if I never put any punctuations.
        Zoe

        • Madison
          Madison December 11, 2017 at 8:49 pm - Reply

          Ooh, such an awesome idea, Zoe! And heh heh, no worries. XD

  12. Rebcake December 6, 2017 at 5:24 pm - Reply

    Aww, poor Del… 🙁 But I have to admit that I burst out laughing at her “violent parody” of Jingle Bells. XD Thirty stitches in your head, oh my. (Oh, and you’re not the only one: I got really sad when Del called her a jerk, too. 😂😂😂)
    As for ideas for her acknowledgement of the real Reason for the season? Hm. I have this really crazy idea…why not have Katy debate it with her in terms of science? I mean, Del isn’t a softie and she thinks this is all fanatical old lady stuff, right? But even though she won’t listen to theological facts, she can’t deny pure, genuine scientific facts. But then, that might offend some people who believe in evolution and all that. 🙂 Hey, I told you it was a really crazy idea.

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:17 pm - Reply

      HAHAHA I LAUGHED WHILE WRITING IT. 😂 XD (Aww!! 😂) Woahhh, that’s an awesome idea! Thanks, Rebekah! And heh heh, no worries. I happen to love offending people. >:)

  13. light4thelord December 6, 2017 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    OHMYGOODNESS XD XD XD XD
    I WANNA HEAR THE AWAY IN A MANGER PARODY! PLEASE, DEL, PLEASE! I AM WORTHY OF YOUR EPICNESS! XD XD XD XD

    Don’t die, okay? ‘CAuse we’re still working on that whole detour plan.
    Come ONNNNNN MADI! you CAN’T end like that. SERIOUSLY! *reaches for phone to text Madi* *suddenly realizes that I don’t have access to phone* *wails*

    AND THE COINS! I WANT LE COINS!

    THE HEADER. THE EPIC HEADER. THE EPICNESS OF THE SIGNOFF. THE EPICNESS OF EVERYTHING!
    ~ Light4theLord
    https://dollsnall.blogspot.com

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:19 pm - Reply

      😂😂😂

      Delaney: Mm… fine. You’re worthy of SOME of it. Here we go:

      away in an electric chair
      no rest for my arms
      my poor little body
      sits down for some death-sentence harm
      the shocks reverberate through me
      I scream and I shout
      I begin to dieeeee
      there is no way out

      Uh oh, Madison’s coming. GOTTA GO.

      Not that I plan on dying, of course. >:D

      –Del

      MWAHAHA!! I JUST DID. AND GASP. BAD PHONE.

      AWW THANK YOU! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

      • olivehiddenhollow December 7, 2017 at 8:41 pm - Reply

        THAT IS REALLY AWFUL DEL YOU NEED A SPANK RIGHT NOW
        *huffs because she doesn’t want to admit she was curious at first*
        Most crazily, ~Olive

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:46 am - Reply

          Delaney: Oh yeah? And who’s gonna spank me? >:D

          –Del

          😂😂😂👏

          • olivehiddenhollow December 8, 2017 at 12:52 pm - Reply

            I will! 😛

            • Madison
              Madison December 8, 2017 at 1:00 pm - Reply

              Delaney: Hah! I’ll spank you right back!

              • olivehiddenhollow December 8, 2017 at 2:54 pm - Reply

                You can try, shorty!

                • Madison
                  Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:37 pm - Reply

                  Delaney: That’s not fair! I’m only 18 inches!

                  • olivehiddenhollow December 9, 2017 at 4:41 pm - Reply

                    Exactly. 😁

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 11, 2017 at 8:47 pm

                      Delaney: That’s unfair! >:(

      • light4thelord December 7, 2017 at 10:53 pm - Reply

        *dies* I am literally close to tears I’m laughing so hard – my brother is giving me a weird look. I really need to stop singing that to myself. XD XD XD XD XD
        Adios!
        Riiiight. Well, if you’re alive now, you obviously didn’t die before. *facedesk* Duh.

        XD XD XD XD XD XD TERRIBLE PHONE.

        You’re welcome, very very much!

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:53 am - Reply

          Delaney: XDDD I’m glad you think it’s funny. I’m 100% sure Madison thinks it’s funny too, even if she scolds me for being violent. But who is she kidding, she’s violent too.

          HEHE. I just spoiled the entire photostory series for you. Of course I don’t die. >:D

          –Del

          • light4thelord December 8, 2017 at 5:47 pm - Reply

            Mia: It’s HYSTERICAL! XD XD XD *is dying of laughter* *walks around house singing your songs* *gets evil glares from perfect sisters* XD XD I wanna try writing one of these. Hmmm…

            • Madison
              Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:44 pm - Reply

              Delaney: XDDD I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THEM. GOOD. JOB. XD

  14. light4thelord December 6, 2017 at 5:36 pm - Reply

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And you really need to sign up for YDubs next month. That way, you won’t miss the repercussions of Ani’s wedding. XD

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:20 pm - Reply

      WAAAA I REALLY WANT TO! AND GASP WHAT’S ANI’S WEDDING.

      • light4thelord December 7, 2017 at 10:54 pm - Reply

        You definitely need to. After January, registration opens sometime in the fall or summer and the price will increase. YOU’LL HAVE TO ASK ANI.

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:58 am - Reply

          WHAT THAT’S SO RUDE THAT THE PRICE INCREASES. I don’t know if I cannnnn! Waaaaa! AND HEHE I’LL ASK.

          • light4thelord December 8, 2017 at 5:45 pm - Reply

            ASK. HAVE YOU ASKED? AND THEN CALL ME. YOU KNOW OUR HOME NUMBER, RIGHT? IF YOU DON’T I’M NOT ABOUT TO TELL YOU ON HERE. XD XD XD XD

            • Madison
              Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:44 pm - Reply

              NO. I HAVEN’T. I KEEP FORGETTING. I’M PRETTY SURE I DO, OR AT LEAST I HAVE IT IN MY RECENTS. AND GASP. DON’T YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD SPAMMING YOU WITH SALES CALLS? XD

              • light4thelord December 9, 2017 at 5:56 pm - Reply

                GOOOOOOOOOOD. MONDAY, HURRY UP! EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW ANYWAYS SO I HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY OF NOTHINGNESS. BUT GUESS WHAT!!! I HAVE WIFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *duh* I’m on the internet. *faceplant*
                SURE, why not?! XD noooooo! Bloggers, suuure!

                • Madison
                  Madison December 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm - Reply

                  AHHH OH NO I’m so sorry, I totally forgot I was gonna call you today!! WHY AM I SUCH A BAD FRIEND. XD

                  • light4thelord December 11, 2017 at 9:29 pm - Reply

                    It’s TOTALLY okay! I understand – life can get crazy, right? You’re not a bad friend! I’ve forgotten stuff like that before! Hey, will tomorrow afternoon work? Or Wednesday? (I’d say now, but it’s late, and my mom wouldn’t let me talk for long – if any)

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm

                      Awww, thank you so much!! <3 <3 <3 Tomorrow afternoon I have another chiropractic thingy, but Wednesday would work great! (Yeah, same here)

                    • light4thelord December 11, 2017 at 9:31 pm

                      You’re really welcome. 😀 Okay! Have fun…. *smirks* XD I’m pretty sure Wednesday will work. 🙂 NOW WEDNESDAY, HURRY UP!

  15. olivehiddenhollow December 6, 2017 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    *tsk tsk* such a dummy Del. This shouldn’t even be a big deal, just tell Cecile you got bit by a venomous spider, and she should be able to take care of it. THEN you can bother about getting jasmine a present.
    And taking about spiders, did you build that yourself? Or did it come in a set?
    And I like the header, it’s very pretty. 💙❄️
    Most crazily, ~Olive

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:21 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Tsk, tsk, such a dummy, Olive. I can’t tell Cécile. I’d get in way too much trouble. I WOULD RATHER DIE, OKAY.

      –Del

      My brother actually built the spider for me out of LEGOs!

      Thank you so much, Olive!

      • olivehiddenhollow December 7, 2017 at 8:44 pm - Reply

        Tsk tsk back at ya, but you don’t have to tell her about trying to catch it, but never mind, if you want to die, by all means! Go right on ahead! See if they ARE right about that Jesus stuff! *sarcastic eye roll*
        Most crazily, ~Olive

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:48 am - Reply

          Delaney: Um, well, you see, I don’t really want to die and see, because if they’re actually right and I’m wrong… 😬

          –Del

          • olivehiddenhollow December 8, 2017 at 12:51 pm - Reply

            😁 scared, Del?

            • Madison
              Madison December 8, 2017 at 12:59 pm - Reply

              Delaney: Um — scared? Me? Never… 😬

              • olivehiddenhollow December 8, 2017 at 2:52 pm - Reply

                😁

      • olivehiddenhollow December 7, 2017 at 8:45 pm - Reply

        Oh and he built the spider by himself? Cool!

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:49 am - Reply

          Yeah! He was really nice to make it for me right when I asked. XD

  16. EnniMorgan December 6, 2017 at 6:53 pm - Reply

    This didn’t just happen. Wait, it did? NONONONONONONONONONONON. Now, hurry up and give us the next part. *glares*

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:27 pm - Reply

      MWAHAHA I DIDDD. >:D

      • EnniMorgan December 7, 2017 at 11:06 pm - Reply

        Okay. Prepare to die.

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:59 am - Reply

          Make me. >:)

          • EnniMorgan December 8, 2017 at 1:27 pm - Reply

            RAHRAHRAHRAH! *hurls knife at Madi*

            • Madison
              Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:35 pm - Reply

              *shrieks and ninja-ducks* Ha-HA!

              • EnniMorgan December 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm - Reply

                *glares* *pulls out gun* *puts finger on trigger solemnly* *SHOOTS!*

                • Madison
                  Madison December 11, 2017 at 8:45 pm - Reply

                  *oh, but is wearing a bullet-proof vest!* *smirks and pulls out own pistol* PREPARE YOURSELF, ENNI.

                  • EnniMorgan December 12, 2017 at 10:45 am - Reply

                    *calmly blocks it with a bulletproof ax and prepares to execute Madi*

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 13, 2017 at 7:10 am

                      *prepares to not be executed and smirks*

                    • EnniMorgan December 13, 2017 at 12:52 pm

                      Madi, do you think you could do me a favor and die?

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 15, 2017 at 1:14 pm

                      Me? Die? Not anytime soon. 😏

                    • EnniMorgan December 15, 2017 at 3:44 pm

                      *exsaperated sigh*

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 16, 2017 at 4:24 pm

                      >:)

                    • EnniMorgan December 16, 2017 at 6:06 pm

                      😛

  17. kaitlynrh1 December 6, 2017 at 7:10 pm - Reply

    NO!!!!! Why did you have to make it poisonous?!?!?!

  18. Zielle December 6, 2017 at 7:12 pm - Reply

    AAAHHH THAT WAS AWESOME! I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:28 pm - Reply

      AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH ZIELLE!!

      • Zielle December 7, 2017 at 7:51 pm - Reply

        YOU’RE VERY WELCOME MADI!!!

  19. agsparklesisters December 6, 2017 at 7:37 pm - Reply

    Aaaaahhhh! So excited for part 2. The spider gives Tori the creeps. She very afraid of them. Bella, not so much.
    ~Tori, Bella, and the dolls

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:31 pm - Reply

      Ahhh hehe yay! Whoops, sorry for creeping you out, Tori! I’m glad Bella wasn’t too creeped out though 😉

  20. blackiesunshine December 6, 2017 at 7:58 pm - Reply

    SON OF A GARBAGE MAN!
    You have this hilarious sense of humor that is nothing short of contagious. Keep up the epiccc work.
    And – who’s gonna take her to the ER for that spider bite?

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:34 pm - Reply

      XDDD Thank you sooo much, Tess!

      Not to spoil anything for you, but in part 2, Jasmine will end up taking her. 😉

      • blackiesunshine December 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm - Reply

        That’s at least good. At least I know she doesn’t die.
        BTW – where did you get that messed up version of Jingle Bells? It is awesome. 😛

        • Madison
          Madison December 8, 2017 at 11:51 am - Reply

          I think I would die if I killed off one of my dolls. XD

          My younger cousin TJ actually taught it to me! I just remembered it upon beginning to type the post and knew it’d fit Del’s personality perfectly. XD

          • blackiesunshine December 8, 2017 at 12:02 pm - Reply

            Hahaha! Same here. I sometimes kill off one of my Lego guy characters but that’s just most times a matter of popping off his head and putting him back into my pieces. 😛
            Of course, sometimes it’s not so easy. My brothers and I started playing Legos together when I was like, five. But now, my oldest brother is twenty and my other brother is seventeen. So instead of just building random stuff – we have stories. It’s incredibly hard to explain, but basically what we do is sit down and…play? It’s like ad lib acting. Each one of our little plastic guys has a name, character, backstory and a lot of the time relatives and family (who are also minifigs). And I’m embarrassed to say that a lot of my Nano ideas come from these adventures we have. 😛
            How did I get talking about this? LOL. Nice Lego tarantula, btw.

            • Madison
              Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm - Reply

              THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. XDD

              That’s how my brother and I play with LEGOs, too! I get a ton of story ideas from our adventures, too. XDD

              XD Thank you!!

              • blackiesunshine December 10, 2017 at 11:26 am - Reply

                I’M NOT ALONE :D:D:D
                Last night, the Rehok Society’s water was poisoned by one of the Knights of Morcia, reversing their ages back to teenagers. 😛

                • Madison
                  Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:12 pm - Reply

                  Sounds like a premise for the next big epic novel series! 😉

                  • blackiesunshine December 14, 2017 at 12:08 pm - Reply

                    Several fanfictions have been written about it 😛

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 15, 2017 at 1:13 pm

                      Well, what do you know. 😉

  21. Jewel December 6, 2017 at 8:03 pm - Reply

    “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn-darn!” Could that possibly be… a Bad Cop Lego Movie Quote?!?! A SPIDER MADE OUT OF LEGO?! What could be better?!?! JK, but I love Lego and the spider looks great! Dell is pretty awesome. I love her violent christmas carols! That is totally something I would do. XD Also, where did you get Dell’s shirt (It is so cool!), and did you draw the bite on Dell (I know it would’t be permanent) or edit on? I am very excited for part 2!

    -Jewel
    http://www.dollnotebook.com/

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:43 pm - Reply

      HEHE YOU RECOGNIZED IT! Yep, that’s a Bad Cop quote! AND YES THE SPIDER IS MADE OUT OF LEGO. HEHE. Thank you so much, Jewel! HAHA, me too. XDD I got Del’s shirt right here! I drew the bite with a red marker on clear tape first, then put it on Del’s arm.

  22. cameradolls December 6, 2017 at 8:43 pm - Reply

    NO. WAY. My brothers are ALWAYS singing that Jingle Bells parody Del is in the first bit! And where did you get the awesome dress Jasmine is wearing?

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:44 pm - Reply

      HAHA, really? That’s awesome!! XDD I got it from the Etsy shop Circle C Sewing!

  23. Hannah December 7, 2017 at 8:10 am - Reply

    THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO POST THE NEXT PART RIGHT NOW!!

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:45 pm - Reply

      AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH HANNAH! MWAHAHAAA!

  24. Kirstyn December 7, 2017 at 9:44 am - Reply

    D: I want to E-Mail you!

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:53 pm - Reply

      I got your e-mail! I’ll reply to it as soon as possible!!

  25. Diamond December 7, 2017 at 9:51 am - Reply

    AHH AHHH AHHH DEL IS GOING TO GET SICK

    Del is going to have to go to the hospital. That’s what will happen. Are you ever going to finish heads up? Don’t worry, I always say my most creative hours are past midnight.

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 7:55 pm - Reply

      AHHHH YES

      Ooh, you’re right! 😉 Yes, I’ll be finishing Heads Up in 2018! And SAME here. 😉

  26. thehuman14 December 7, 2017 at 1:46 pm - Reply

    OK, for a second I thought you said you didn’t have a plan! XD But you do right? RIGHT?! I can’t wait for the next part!
    ~ The Human

    http://lifeofafarmdoll.blogspot.ca/

  27. Hadassah S. December 7, 2017 at 2:22 pm - Reply

    MAN!! You and your cliff-hangers! Can’t wait to see the next one!! (But your stories & pictures are wonderful! 🙂 )

    <3 Hadassah 😉

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 8:07 pm - Reply

      HEHE! I do like cliffhangers. XD Thank you soooo much, Hadassah!

  28. Katie December 7, 2017 at 7:48 pm - Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I died laughing at Del’s Christmas song XD XD XD How long did it take for you to think that up? Noooooo!!!! Del what is wrong with you?! Please don’t die! Your too awesome for that!! You don’t want my doll’s Christmas card to you to turn into a get well soon card do you? XD Can’t wait for part 2!
    – Katie 🙂

    • Madison
      Madison December 7, 2017 at 8:26 pm - Reply

      AHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH KATIE!! XDD My younger cousin TJ actually taught it to me, and I finally remembered it and knew it would be perfect for Del’s personality. XD

      Delaney: I KNOW. I CAN’T DIE. I’ll try to get well on my own so you won’t have to send a get well soon card. XD

  29. AAG December 8, 2017 at 3:38 pm - Reply

    I taught my sisters the song. They like it, a lot xd. OMG LIGHTBULB! DEL DEL TEACH ME MORE VIOLENT CHRISTMAS SONGS PLEASEEEEEEEE! Also, try to make a songbook!

    • Madison
      Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:42 pm - Reply

      I’m very glad. XDD

      Delaney: You want more violent Christmas songs? Have I got plenty for you!

      violent night
      super duper violent night
      victims quake
      at the sight

      round all y’all losers
      it’s time to die
      say your final goodbyes
      this isn’t a lie

      sleep in scattered pieces
      sleep in scattered–

      AHH MADI’S COMING GOODBYE.

      –Del

      • AAG December 9, 2017 at 7:36 pm - Reply

        NOOOOOO I WANTED MORE VIOLENT CHRISTMAS SONGS WAHHHHHHHH! I liked that one though, I can’t sing it with a straight face XD

        • Madison
          Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:05 pm - Reply

          Delaney: HAHA, thank you! I love singing ’em, too. XD

          • AAG December 11, 2017 at 9:06 pm - Reply

            I NEED MORE! I’m teaching them to my grandma Xd

            • Madison
              Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:19 pm - Reply

              XDD How’s she’s liking them? XD

              • AAG December 11, 2017 at 9:21 pm - Reply

                She’s thinks I’m crazy XD

                • Madison
                  Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:22 pm - Reply

                  We’re both crazy. XD

                  • AAG December 11, 2017 at 9:22 pm - Reply

                    Yep.

                  • AAG December 11, 2017 at 9:26 pm - Reply

                    What violent song next? O Holy Night? Do you Hear what I Hear?

                    • Madison
                      Madison December 13, 2017 at 7:10 am

                      Delaney: We wish you a violent Christmas, we wish you a bloody Christmas, we wish you a sickly Christmas and a deathly New Year!

  30. Olivia Bell (aka Livy) December 8, 2017 at 10:50 pm - Reply

    Aww, too much suspense! But, I saw another comment where you said Del doesn’t die so I’m relieved. 😉 Heh heh. I can’t wait for the next part! 😀 This is awesome!

    • Madison
      Madison December 9, 2017 at 3:52 pm - Reply

      Del definitely lives! 😉 Thank you SO much, Livy!!

  31. Zoe Dollfan December 9, 2017 at 7:46 pm - Reply

    This is awesome. I can’t wate for part 2.
    I just read all the comments I love your answers.
    It must get hard to answer the same question again and again.

    Zoe

    • Madison
      Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:09 pm - Reply

      Thank you so much, Zoe! I’m so glad you like it!

      Awww, that literally made my day! You’re so sweet. I don’t mind too much, I like answering questions. 😉

  32. Emmie December 10, 2017 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    This is too funny! But the end was filled with enough suspense to keep me at the edge of my seat!
    Z wanted to write something to Del. *Rolls eyes*

    D-
    OHMYGOSH I heart making violent parodies to!!! One of my favorites is “Violent Night.” XD
    Violent night, noisy night, all is bloody, strangles pulled tight, a gamma ray lasers my eye, as a girl gets stabbed in the thigh, havoc and violence rule, as the killer sharpens his tools…*bursts out laughing*
    -Z

    Ummm, Z, I think you have a problem.

    • Madison
      Madison December 11, 2017 at 9:17 pm - Reply

      Thank you sooo much, Emmie! Hehe, I’m so glad! Uh oh…

      Delaney: HAHAHA I WROTE ONE CALLED VIOLENT NIGHT TOO. It’s more awesome than yours, sorry. BUT I LIKE YOURS. >:D

      –Del

      XDDD I BURST out laughing at “Ummm, Z, I think you have a problem.” 😂😂😂👌

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