The Black Friday Party!

Hi guys! I can’t say “sorry I haven’t been posting lately” because I HAVE been posting lately! xD
So ANYWAYS, Happy Black friday! My mom went shopping and found some cute shirts 🙂


My mom made me wear my nicest party dress, glasses and braids and told me that I needed some socialization. She said that since there were no AG dolls around, she said that I could visit some Barbies. “Snobby Barbies,” I thought. They were so modern and fufu and girly. They didn’t care a wink about History!

 Blech. I would much rather be dancing in my Miss Victory dress with Emily Bennett!

 I went on over to the Black Friday party, and found only two Barbies, (instead of mom’s lot of them) talking. I knew their names. The one in the white dress was a Barbie Fashionista, Named Laia. Yes, Lay-uh like from Starwars. 🙂 Funny thing is, I’ve never watched Starwars. The one in the blue dress was named Brittany, but Strawberry was her nick-name. I think it was because she always wore a Strawberry Shortcake shirt.  🙂

 Laia was saying, “I am SO relieved Mattel took over AG. They need to learn to stop being such dinosaurs. Ipod Touch’s and pixie cuts are whats in style! History is not important at ALL.” I was SO steaming mad. I wanted to burst in there, yell, “WHAT THE TACO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU MEANIES!!!!” But I knew better. I WAS better. Than THEM. I walked in with a big smile and said, “Hello!” They looked at me like if I had just jumped into a garbage can. “Hey, dude,  what’s up?” said Brittany. “And girlfriend, SO change your outfit.”

 I felt a hot, warm, tear spring form behind my glasses.

 “Aww, did we make you cryyyyyyy?” teased Laia. Brittany laughed and said, “We don’t mean nothing, Honey. Stop being a big baby!”

“No, thank you,” I said crisply. “I think I will like to spend time with family. And Friends.” I walked off, feeling strong. I wasn’t going to let Barbie’s stand in my way. I was better than them. They just weren’t worth suffering for.

The best part; when I left, I heard Laia whisper, “Do you think we were a little mean? I mean, History does has some purpose……” I didn’t hear what Brittany said. What do you think she said? What do YOU think she answered? Yes? Or no? 🙂



2013-12-05T16:36:27-05:00 November 23rd, 2012|8 Comments


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    Meg November 24, 2012 at 6:54 am - Reply

    That’s totally mean! I can’t believe they did that! It reminds me of Kassy.

    I think she said “Maybe a little…But who cares we’re better than her!”

    Love the post!

    ~Lanie Holland~

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    Molly November 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm - Reply

    I know, Right?! MEAN BARBIES!!!! Thanks, again!

    Who knows? Maybe she could have said that! I don’t know, so i can’t tell you. We’ll just all have to guess! 🙂

    ~Molly 😉

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    Jaclynn (Bitty Beanies & daughters) November 25, 2012 at 2:32 am - Reply

    That’s SO sad 🙁

    I think she said, ” Totally not darling! She’s just an American Girl Doll. We’ve been around MUCH longer! And that makes us better than her.”

    Sorry, but that’s what it sounds like she said 🙁
    -Jaclynn & daughters

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    Molly November 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm - Reply

    I know! MEANIE MEANIE BARBIES!!!! I know, I’m thinking she said something mean too, but you neeeeevvvver know……;)

    ~Molly 😉

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    Marianne March 19, 2013 at 6:32 pm - Reply

    Unknown: GRRRRRRRRRRR! You did the right thing by ignoring them,Molly. The nicer Barbies care about history,and they don’t think that being in style is,like,the most important thing.
    Me: Who just typed that?
    Unknown: I DID!
    Me: Who?
    Unknown: I DID!!
    Me: WHO?
    Me: No need to shout.
    Barbie: OH HUMAN,YOU CAN’T SHOUT ON THE INTERNET! Anyway.. Molly,me and my human both agree that it was so mean of the Barbies to say things like that to you!

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      Molly March 20, 2013 at 3:26 pm - Reply

      I know, right?! They were SO mean!!!

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    Anonymous A. October 30, 2013 at 2:38 pm - Reply

    I think she said.. ” you’re right… i want to apologize but… what if she yells at us?”
    – Anonymous A.

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    Keira February 12, 2015 at 7:27 pm - Reply

    I think she said, “Maybe, but whatevs! I mean, those AG dolls don’t even know what, like, “selfie” , like, means!”
    Or maybe….
    “Maybe a little. You can apologize, fine! But, like, I’M not!”
    ” Um, maybe. HEY, MOLLY! *yeah?* ” Laia, tell her!”
    “Well, um, we’re sorry. Maybe AG isn’t half as bad as we thought?”

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