Wrecking the American Girl Store — Del Style — Dallas, Texas

Ayyy sup guys! You came back. GOOD. Because I have just the post for you.

I wrecked the AG store, met Madi’s online friend, and Madison got her revenge on me. Great, great, and terrible. BUT I MAKE IT ALL AWESOME BECAUSE I’M DEL.

So let’s dive in here and see the demolition I brought upon the American Girl store in Dallas, Texas! >:D

Madison and her BFFs met up with Chloe from My Hobbit Hole and her sister. THEY ARE AWESOME. But because their awesomeness is just too much to be contained, we’re not allowed to post any pictures of them. Your computer screens couldn’t handle the capacity and would explode in your face.

Walking in, I stole some ice cream right off the ice cream cart here. ?

A girl dressed up as an ice cream cone (look at her shirt… #ridiculous) tried to stop me so I just smacked her in the face. ?

I kind of scared a girl in a wheelchair by acting like I was going to push her off the edge of a cliff. Oops.

Julie got super mad at me for lying in her bed. Do you know how amazing it was to see her blow up? ?

I felt like being nice after scaring the wheelchair girl, so I had a normal conversation with Maryellen. I asked her for directions to the nearest place I could get some food because that ice cream cone I stole didn’t last long (I didn’t actually say that last part, of course. ?). She pointed me over to her diner.

… but then I felt like being rude again so I stole a bunch of stuff from her diner. ? Here’s Madi’s BFF’s doll, Kit, helping me out. ?

Maryellen was so mad at me for scuffing up her table. ?

Nope, you can’t have this food. Sorry, it’s for me.


Why did they put the bathroom here where everyone can see? I felt so bad for Julie, especially after messing up her bed. She can’t use it until the store closes.

The look on Logan’s face was priceless when I shoved him out of the way and showed him who was boss on the drums.

I even whacked the AG store manager on the head with the drumstick when she told me to stop (only because I was playing so awesomely that all the customers were fleeing out of the doors, physically unable to handle it — definitely not because I was playing so loud and terribly that they were all running for their lives, screeching in terror, and praying for eardrum insurance).

He was so mad. ?

Then it was time to make little miss Taylor Swift mad. ?

K.C. taught me some rap, so I infuriated Logan and Tenney by ruining another little music jam they tried to have. ?

“I’m boss with it / authentic / all y’all frauds better quit with the trash talk / before you get tossed in it // you don’t want no drama then don’t get involved in it / I’m in a / whole different head space / you makin’ money well that’ great / I got no interest in talkin’ to people that I know a two-face two-fate get outta my face / whew / what are you doing in my lane / there are already too many rappers I’m sick of the traffic and now I ain’t got no breaks / I already passed you / you don’t like what I’m doing who asked you”

–NF, “Statement”

Cool song, no? Yes. Christian rap is legit the best.

Doesn’t Gabriela look so pretty? She’s great.

Kaya dared me to put my foot close to the fire. I laughed in her face and put my foot on the fire.

It’s fake.

Shhh. No one tell Tenney that I stole her lunch. >:D

Ayy look it’s Chloe Zoey! How did she get here…

inspo via

Katy is here too?!

I dunno why Madison took a picture of this doll. Maybe she wanted her?


Wrecked a salon with Madi’s BFFs’ dolls Caroline and Kit. >:D

I know it’s silver and sparkly and totally a girl-girl thing — but — I — I actually like this? ?

Whaddya think about these shoes? I love sports. And winning at them. It’s my life. Think these shoes would be a good fit for me?

Something random — when I typed “whaddya” the computer turned it into “whammy”… ? “Whammy think about these shoes?” ???

I’ll make a whammy decision later. Time to go upstairs and wreck it, too!


Sorry, Caroline. You can’t have this either. IT’S ALL FOR ME.

This tent is cool. I like the thrill of camping and Katy Christine likes the nature side of it. I think we should go camping sometime.

I — I think K.C. and I are becoming really good friends now, which makes me happy. I’ve never had a friend before.

But you can’t tell her that! I’m supposed — I’m supposed to look tough, alright?

Uh — ah — anyway.

Madison punished me big time for everything I did. Especially for scaring that poor doll in the wheelchair. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE MADE ME DO.

Uh, maybe my foot caught on fire after all… just kidding, that’s a light streak.


Look — at my ears.

UGH. I have to think of another way to get Madison back for this. I’m stuck with these sparkly girly-girl things in my ears — earrings, people, earrings — for the rest of my life unless I want to walk around with two holes in my ears! The piercings are much more noticeable on dolls. :/

If I wasn’t so awesome, I’d say my life is ruined. But because I’m so very awesome, I’m going to think up some way to make Madison pay.

You mess with Delaney Danger Clark, you step in the danger zone.

But she did buy me the sporty shoes from earlier, the silver sparkle beanie, and a hoodie, which was nice.

Yes, I know the hoodie is pink. I know I’m what you might consider a “tomboy”. But pink is just another color. Most importantly, this is a hoodie, which I love. Pink means nothing to me. Like, dude. People are so dramatic. Why do so many people hate it?

That ends my wreckage of the American Girl store! >:D Or should I say… Del Demolition. >:D

Our eyes are black and evil.

Kidding. That’s the lighting.

The demolition doesn’t end there, though. Taryn and I got to meet Elizabeth, Mia, and Madi from Dolls N’ All and they helped me wreck the American Girl store in Orlando, Florida! >:D

You’ve got to come back for that — it’s great. ?

Just look at Elizabeth in the background messing with the speaker ?

Taking a selfie with Mia. Light4theLord even did my hair! She’s really nice. ☺️

Like the post first, then comment below — and give me ideas for revenge on Madison for making me get my ears pierced. I’ll choose one of your ideas and then give you a shout-out and blog about it. >:D


P.S. New doll profiles coming soon — Taryn, K.C., and I are currently filling them out.

P.P.S. Oh — and no telling Katy what I told you earlier, alright? I — I’m supposed to look tough. Okay? 

2017-07-20T02:46:21-05:00 July 19th, 2017|66 Comments


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    Christina Snyder July 19, 2017 at 4:18 pm - Reply

    I loved this! Good job, Del!

    • Madison
      Madison July 19, 2017 at 4:19 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Woah. You read and commented fast. ? Thank you!


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    Diamond (and PAIGE) July 19, 2017 at 4:23 pm - Reply

    Del, you are just too much. It looks like you had fun though. I bet those meetups were fun! I should totally try to take Tessa to AGP Orlando in September. Ooh, you got your ears pierced! Pretty! I know you dislike it, but you should thank Madison!

    Ooh! Paige like revenge. I think you should pierce her ears. Or maybe, if her ears are already pierced, then steal all of her earrings. Just some ideas. I LOVE AGP Orlando! That’s my home! I was born there! I like pink. Of course I am a Tomboy and Girly Girl. Put me in a dress, I’m good. Put me in pants, I’m good. I would actually like to get my ears pierced.

    Until next time,
    Diamond (and PAIGE)

    • Madison
      Madison July 19, 2017 at 4:33 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Heh heh. ? They were! And you should! If you’re ever in Orlando, let us know. Because we’d love to meet anyone. ?

      I like revenge too! OOOH. Great ideas, great ideas. And yay for AGP Orlando! And that’s really neat. I wish we could’ve traded spots on that day so you could’ve gotten your ears pierced and I wouldn’t have -_-

      See ya!


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    May @ Forever and Everly July 19, 2017 at 4:45 pm - Reply

    YOU. ARE. SO. FREAKING. FUNNY. MADI. What I mean Delaney haha whaaaaat…

    Anyways, wow that AG store looks so COOL! I’m glad you had the opportunity to go there, and meet Madi’s friends! NOOOO. BAD MADI. HOW COULD YOU HAVE SPARKLY THINGS IN YOUR EARS NOW??? HOW RUDE.

    Revenge ideas… hmm you know what, you should go around and OFFEND people so that they won’t like Madi anymore. We could start an offending club. ??

    And I so agree! Pink isn’t a girly color anymore than blue is a boyish color. They’re just COLORS and stupid gender stereotypes. ?

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:27 am - Reply


      Delaney: It was. Me too. AND YES VERY BAD HER.

      Good idea. I was thinking about that the other day, actually.

      Yeahhh people overract about wearing pink… but for goodness’ sake… it’s just a color.

      Like, dude.


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    Sarah July 19, 2017 at 4:52 pm - Reply

    YOU ARE SO GOOD AT MAKING ME LAUGH, MADI. XDD Poor destructive Delaney with her pierced ears. XDDD

    But AJSLFKJ I’M SRSLY JELLY that you got to meet up with Chloe!! Can our cabin pls have a giant meetup sometime NO KIDDING like someone make that happen. XD

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:28 am - Reply

      AWWW YAY! XDD Poor her. But not really. >:)

      IKR. YESS. XDD

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    Julia Grace July 19, 2017 at 4:56 pm - Reply

    NF is boss. So are you. Beat Madi with a stick. ?☠️?


    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:29 am - Reply

      Delaney: Yes. Yes. Yes. ?


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    Rebcake July 19, 2017 at 4:59 pm - Reply

    Hey, wait a sec. Maybe Madison wanted her? hmm…
    But dude. That look on Logan’s face.
    I have an idea how you can get back at Madi! Pipe whipped cream on her face when she’s asleep. When she wakes up, she’ll rub the spot with the whipped cream cuz it’ll itch, and then she’ll get it smeared all over her fingers. ??

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:32 am - Reply

      Delaney: Maybe, but who honestly cares? All the attention should be on me.

      HAHA YES I AM. And WHAT?! How can you say that?! It was horrible! YES I HATE YOU HMPH!

      It was priceless.

      AHAHAHA. THAT IS BEAUTIUFL. I’m seriously thinking about doing that one.


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    Maddie July 19, 2017 at 5:05 pm - Reply

    Oh, dude, Del, you did a fantastic job wrecking that place. I MEAN IT CAN’T ALWAYS BE ALL PRIM AND PERFECT AROUND THERE! Tell that Logan to get a grip and show him who’s boss on those drums (*hears Saige talking in background* *Saige snickers*, I bet when she plays she sounds like a mutalated goat trying to sing baa baa black sheep. But then the goat realizes he’s not a sheep and he loses his humanity. *Saige dies laughing*) Oh that sneaky Madison. I can’t believe she got that much revenge on you. Honestly though…I kinda like it. I’m sorry but I really do. You could totally get some legit-super-cool-not-girly-earrings and you’d rock them. Just saying.

    OOOH REVENGE ON MADISON! Ok so next time she posts a photo story or some kind of something to do with the other dolls…you just should secretly take over the post and draw mustaches on all the dolls’ faces/ just draw over the pics with a photo editor. Either that or when she goes to find her camera you should bombard the whole SD card with random selfies.

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:34 am - Reply

      Delaney: Yep. Yep. Yep. And HAHA. And woah. Hi Saige. And ugh. Madison. She stinks, okay? For real.

      And… hm. You know — that’s not — such a bad idea.



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    Olive July 19, 2017 at 5:14 pm - Reply

    ears peirced? awesome! sound like a great punishment for scaring that poor doll in a wheelchair! >:) (and its pretty) I liked it when you shoved logan though. XD
    I’M TELLING K.C.!!! (she’ll probably come over and give you a hug, but whatever) XD
    selfies are amazing. too bad I look terrible in selfies, or I’d post a lot more on instagram. 😛
    Most crazily, ~Olive

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:36 am - Reply

      Delaney: UGH! You’re EVIL! (Oh.) I DID TOO. He did not. But it didn’t matter, because I did.

      NO! DON’T TELL HER! *panics* And I don’t like hugs! *secretly loves hugs*

      XD Selfies are great. I bet you look awesome.

      Not as awesome as me, of course, but you know.


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    agsparklesisters July 19, 2017 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    This was amazing! Great job!

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:38 am - Reply

      Delaney: Yes. ? I mean, thank you.


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    Daisy July 19, 2017 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    I suck at revenge but you are AWESOME. have you ever seen girl meets world? You remind me of maya off of that. 🙂

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:39 am - Reply

      Delaney: You don’t. Not on your own. You just stink in comparison to me. And no. But I’m more awesome than Maya, I can guarantee you that.


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    Molly July 19, 2017 at 5:57 pm - Reply

    Ooh, nice Del!? You ROCKED the AGP, girl.
    Your hair is SICK in the last pic.
    Ideas for revenge on the Madison:
    Get some ratty old dog to chew up her shoes and spread fleas all over them
    Rip her favorite dress
    Give her a cake with dynamite disguised as candles
    Put worms at the bottom of her bed – or all through it
    Put scratching power all through her clothes
    I would think of more but I’m hungry so bye!

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:40 am - Reply

      Delaney: Thanks. I know. ? I KNOW RIGHT.

      HAHA. Those are great. Thank you.

      FOOD CALLS. Bye.


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    Rose July 19, 2017 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    LOVE IT! You did a fantastic job, terrorizing people. Your rap skills are amaze Del.
    I love the AG Dallas Store! That’s my main store. 😛
    -Rose <3

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:35 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Ty ty. I KNOW. And ay that’s cool! Dallas was epic. Thanks for commenting. ?


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    Flo July 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm - Reply

    This made me laugh out loud, too funny! And yes, poor Julie, can you imagine having to wait all day just to pee????

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:32 pm - Reply

      Delaney: YES. LAUGH OUT LOUD. I AM FUNNY. And yes! Poor girl.


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    EmeraldPhoenix July 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm - Reply

    Del. You are awesome.
    Hmm… Force Madison to wear a super frilly dress and steal her glasses!! Or play loud music and dance on the keyboard while she is trying to write Loyalty. And steal her glasses.
    -Maryellen (And EmeraldPhoenix)
    P.S. MADDDYYY THEESE PICS ARE SO GOOD *Cries because the light streaks in the 7th to last pic were unachievable for an EmeraldPhoenix who only photographs with her iPad*

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:31 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Yes. I am. HEY GOOD IDEA. THAT IS AMAZING. I like these ideas, yes.


      P.S. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW THANK YOUUU! And haha the light streaks are edited / added sometimes… XDD

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    Jewel July 19, 2017 at 8:07 pm - Reply


    Madi, Madi, Madi, (tisk tisk). *shakes head* HOW COULD SHE DO THS TO YOU DEL! Here are some possible ideas for payback:

    1. A series of pranks on Madison.

    2. Threaten to leave, and if she doesn’t show any belief in your statement, take Taryn and camp out for a few days to make her worry.

    3. Get all the dolls together, and RECK THE HOUSE. Dress sloppy, hang around, and tell Madi she has to clean up.

    So yeah, that would be sweet. I’ll let you know if I get any other ideas. EPIC POST <3 Alright, time to go,

    (Never stop)
    -Jewel http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:34 pm - Reply

      Delaney: ??? Yes. Yes. ?

      NICE IDEAS. Beautiful, just beautiful.



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    Tory July 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm - Reply

    You should put glue in Madison’s hair while she’s sleeping!

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:36 pm - Reply

      Delaney: HAHA that’d be beautimous.


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    Jessica July 19, 2017 at 11:06 pm - Reply

    Hey Del! It looks like you had a lot of fun at the AG stores. Even though you don’t like them, I think your earrings look good! And, you can always make some skull earrings or something tough looking like that. As for revenge, you should replace all the photos in Madi’s room with pictures of yourself, and wait for her to notice. She will keep finding photos days later and it’s a week long prank (or longer!) You cane even hide more photos of yourself around the room, like on random books or on the back of her hairbrush. Happy pranking! I have lots more ideas if you need more!

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:37 pm - Reply

      Delaney: I did! “Fun” >:D And… oh. Thank you. :’) HAHA SKULL EARRINGS. XD

      HAHA. Great ideas. LOVELY. Thank you.


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    UnicornJenn July 20, 2017 at 12:12 am - Reply

    Hmm. . . Revenge. . . About posting a bunch of random useless and amazing memes on her blog? I mean, doesn’t she get infuriated when you take over? IT WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS!!! (sorry Madi)

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:39 pm - Reply

      Delaney: SHE DOES. That would be HILARIOUS.


      Thanks -_- XD

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    Clara July 20, 2017 at 8:36 am - Reply

    WE NEED TO MEET! I go to Florida a couple times a year and I bet we could stop at the Orlando AG store sometime! I’ll email you if we’re ever nearby. Del is so funny and terrible. XD It’s so awesome that you got to meet some of your blogging friends! 😀

    -Clara <3

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:40 pm - Reply

      YES WE DO! Oooh that would be epic! Definitely! 😀


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    From a Doll's Perspective (Anna) July 20, 2017 at 10:15 am - Reply

    MADI, YOU GOT A NEW DOLL?!??!?!?!??!???!?!?!??!?!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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    Xyra July 20, 2017 at 12:07 pm - Reply

    Fun day and post!
    Del, thou shalt not steal, you know. 😉
    Love the sparkly beanie; it is so you! glad you got the shoes and hoodie too. too bad about the earrings.

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:43 pm - Reply

      Delaney: It was!


      Aw, thank you! 😀 Yes. Very too bad about the earrings. -_-


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    Kendall July 20, 2017 at 12:40 pm - Reply

    Love it!!!
    Actually Del, I like earrings myself… just get some super crazy Native American ones that dangle to your shoulders. That would be cool. 😀 As for revenge, a simple ‘thank you’ would suffice. XP

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:44 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Hmm. That would be really cool and interesting… wonder if they make kinds like those for dolls.



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    Tess July 20, 2017 at 2:40 pm - Reply

    This was so hilarious! I loved it. Del, you and I need to talk.

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:44 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Yes. Yes it was.

      Who, me?


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    Olivia Bell (aka Livy) July 20, 2017 at 3:32 pm - Reply

    Wow, what a funny post! 😀 Delaney, you are such a mess! Haha! 😛 And how mean that you scared a girl in a wheelchair, that is not nice at all. 🙁 But, I agree, getting your ear’s pierced is a pretty severe punishment… ways to get Madi back, hmmm… I know! When she’s asleep one night you can go up to her bed and put funky makeup or whipped cream on her face and then take pictures! Whaddya think? (or whammy think?) Hehe! 😀

    Seriously, Madi, you have the best sense of humor and imagination then anyone I know! 😀

    • Madison
      Madison July 27, 2017 at 4:47 pm - Reply



      AWWWWWWWW!!! You’re so sweet!! :’) :’) :’)

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    Jessica July 20, 2017 at 7:16 pm - Reply

    Hiya Del! Wrecking the AG stores looks like so much fun! We haven’t been to an AG store in a while. Logan totally deserved that, lol :). Even though you don’t like them, your earrings look really cute! And, you can always make some skull earrings, or something else super tough. As for revenge, we think you should replace every photo in Madi’s room with a photo of yourself! All the pictures in her picture frames, even hide some around the room, like on a random page in a book or on the back of her hairbrush. It will probably take her days to find them all! It’s like a weeklong prank, that you get to laugh at every day, whenever she finds a new picture of you. We have lots of good prank ideas if you need more! Happy pranking!

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:44 am - Reply

      Delaney: Sup, Jessica! It is. You should go soon. Haha, YES. Aw… um, thanks. And… hm. Good idea.

      HAHA. Those are great ideas. Thank you, thank you.


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    ThePolkaDotPatriot July 21, 2017 at 8:26 am - Reply

    Goodness, Del! It’s a wonder Madison takes you anywhere! 🙂

    Oh, Madison? I just started a blog and was wondering if you’d mind checking it out? Thanks in advance! https://americangirlhereandthere.wordpress.com/

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:45 am - Reply

      Delaney: I force her. I literally hold a gun to her head and force her.

      Kidding. It really is a wonder.


      Of course! Followed and commented! 😀

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    The AG Homeschooler July 21, 2017 at 9:12 am - Reply

    You’re so totally awesome, Del! Love all that you did there.
    Pierced ears?!?! How dare Madison!!
    Hmm, here are some ideas to get back at her:
    Tie her to her bed while she’s sleeping.
    Steal mostly all of her clothes.
    Hide her photography stuff.
    Steal her glasses.
    ? Pretty awesome, right? Hope you liked them.

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:47 am - Reply

      Delaney: Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.


      ? Wonderful. Thank you.


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        The AG Homeschooler July 30, 2017 at 4:43 pm - Reply

        Of course. You have to get back at her, right? I’m just here to help. ?

        • Madison
          Madison August 6, 2017 at 10:12 am - Reply

          Delaney: Yes, yes. Thank you. ??


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    Daisymermaid July 21, 2017 at 4:43 pm - Reply

    Anyway, go tie Madison up. Then make a speech about how blood is our life force and ask her if she feels powerful.
    Reneè: Or, you could melt her earrings and pour the melted metal on her face while she’s asleep.
    Leah: Or you could pour that molten earring stuff onto her laptop.
    Elsa: Or I could send you some itchy snow powder and you can sprinkle it into all her underpants.
    Kerri: OR ALL OF THOSE!
    Avril,Leah,Reneè,Elsa: YUP.

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:51 am - Reply

      Delaney: Oh? Oh? You think you can kill me? Come on down.

      Oh my. Violent.

      HAHAHA INTO HER UNDERPANTS… that’s awesome.


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    Sara July 22, 2017 at 3:02 pm - Reply

    This was great! Good job del.

    Hi, Madison! I have good news!

    • Madison
      Madison July 28, 2017 at 4:54 am - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you!


      Ooh! What is it?

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    Daisymermaid August 10, 2017 at 11:25 am - Reply

    How come my comment was never put up? I commented on this back when there were only 4 comments, and I’ve surfed both comment pages twice apeice, and my doll’s brilliant revenge ideas never surfaced.

    • Madison
      Madison August 11, 2017 at 4:53 pm - Reply

      Hmm… I approved and replied to your comment. You don’t see it?

You have a voice. I'd love to hear it!

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