‘Sup! I’m Delaney. But you can call me Del ’cause we’re all cool, right? Right.
I’m a new kid around here. You might’ve heard of me. Probably not, because someone named Madison hasn’t gotten a profile of me up yet. You know how much that stinks? Probably not. I wanted to do my own but she said no, which is double stinkage.
I think I’m supposed to talk here — actually, wait, no I’m not. I’m not supposed to be playing around with this site’s settings or making posts or anything, but you know that Madison person I mentioned? She’s gone all week at a ministers’ and leaders’ conference and can’t do a thing about it, so I’ve snuck on here to post pictures of myself like a conceited padawon.
No, I didn’t spell padawan wrong. Padawan sounds whiny. A padawon is a padawan who is constantly winning at life.
Like me.
I’m just kidding. I’m not conceited. I don’t even think I look that great, but it’s nice that Madison took me out for a photoshoot the other day anyway.
Not that Madison is ever nice.
I should probably talk about myself? Idk. My hobbies include winning… at everything… and sports! Any sport. I love being active. And winning.
Oh! I’ve got a knack for epic mic-drops… witty one-liners… cool quotes… stuff like that. If you know of any, comment below. I love them.
I’m tough… I gut through stuff… and I was actually going to chicken out of doing this post but because I refuse to be afraid I decided to do it.
If you came looking for something exciting… too bad. But hey hey hey. Don’t look at me like that. There’s exciting stuff coming up that I’m supposed to announce. It would actually be sooner, but like I mentioned, Madison has been at a week-long conference.
Cool stuff coming up:
Del & K.C. Q&A
Heads Up Part 5
Oh… looks like I can’t tell you about the rest. ?
Uh oh. I have to make my escape really soon. Madison has to leave for the conference in like ten minutes and is going to come in her room really fast for her Bible and purse and stuff. AHHH WISH ME LUCK DON’T LET HER KILL ME BYE.
Actually, I guess two more photos can’t hurt.
Okay, now this is goodbye.
Oh, and I know there are some comments in moderation that Madison hasn’t replied to. That’s because she’s lazy. Or maybe just at the conference all week. One of the two. Probably the first one. Makes more sense.
But if you comment on this post, I will personally reply to you.
THAT’S RIGHT.
ME.
SO COMMENT AWAY, PADAWONS!
Kickin’ butt and takin’ names,
P.S. I might change my sign off. And it make it better. Because I like making things better. No. Make it THE BEST. ?
HI PADAWAN / WON DELANEY XDD
P.S. Great pictures, Madi!!
P.P.S. I CAN’T WAIT FOR JULY CAMP AHHHHH
Delaney: HELLO HELLO.
P.S. Thanks so much!! :D
P.P.S. I KNOW RIGHT?! I’m super excited for it and so impatient to start writing my book. ?
I am doing July camp too!
YAAAAAY!
Delaney, girl, you’ve got so much sass!! Jamie would love to meet you. Would you tell Madison I think she did a great job on your shoot? The colors are super pretty! Pink looks good on you. ;)
A one-liner I said a few months ago was when my brother and his friend were discussing cooking, and how’d they be better
working together. I just said, 2 times 0 is still 0. XD LOL!
Delaney: AHAHAH I KNOW. Ooh, who’s Jamie? I’m totally not going to your blog right now and seeing who she is. And I will! I know that will mean a lot to her. Haha, thanks ;)
HAHAHA! That one-liner is GREAT. ? Thanks for commenting. ?
–Del
This is great Madi XD
Thank you thank you ?
Delaney, you are so funny!
P.S. I won’t tell on you… but i know someone who will! *cough* Saige *cough* *cough* Cecile *cough*
Delaney: I know. ? Jk. Thank you.
P.S. NOOO THEY MUST NOT TELL ON ME.
–Del
Hi Del! Glad to see you make a post. Those pics are beautiful. I can’t wait to see the new exciting stuff here! Aw, don’t feel bad about no profile. Tayrns still isn’t up.
Diamond
Worldofagdollsblog.blogspot.com
Delaney: Thank you, thank you! It was fun, even if I had to sneak. Actually, the sneaking made it even more fun. Heh heh. Aw, thanks. That’s true. Mine better be up soon though.
Thanks for commenting! You’re awesome. ?
–Del
Paige: Hey! I’m Paige. I’ve read about you on here. You don’t sound too bad. We might get along. I’m from Orlando and I LOVE all things Disney. Sneaking around is awesome. I do that a lot since I don’t want to be a bad example for Tessa. We wouldn’t want her to know that I’m sneaking on the computer without Diamond’s permission.
Oh no! I think I hear Diamond! Bye!
Delaney: Hey, Paige! Oh, thanks for reading. I deem you cool now. Eh, I doubt that. Depends. Oh, Orlando? Sweet. Disney can be cool. Yes. Sneaking is absolutely awesome.
OH NO. RUN FROM THE DIAMOND. Good luck hiding.
Yeah, we might get along.
–Del
Oh my gosh, Delaney is hilarious! I love her — and she definitely has some great witty one-liners! (Wait, am I supposed to be talking specifically to you, Delaney? In which case, hello. You’re very funny and I like you. We would be great friends.)
LOL! She’s got quite the personality X’D It was super fun to craft it. XD
(Delaney: YES YOU SILLY COMMENTER YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENTING TO ME ME ME. Jk. Why, thank you. That’s very nice. I think we would.
Thank you for commenting and being awesome. ?
–Del)
Delaney what in the world ?
Hmm…. I think we might get along. You know, with the winning and the sports and comebacks and … winning. ;) One come back I use a lot is ‘Your face is a nice try.’ I usually use that one when I don’t do as well as someone else and they say nice try. XD So um, yeah nice to meet you.
~ Taryn
http://lifeofafarmdoll.blogspot.ca/
Delaney: I think we would, too. WINNING IS AWESOME. XD Oh my gosh, thanks for sharing that. The minute I read it I busted out laughing because that’s exactly something I would say. Nice to meet you, too. Thanks for commenting and for the comeback. That was epic. ?
–Del
HEY DELANEY,
First of all…AWSOME BLOG POST TITLE!
Can’t wait for Del & K.C. Q&A! You are such a pretty doll! Your personality is so much fun. And though you probably don’t care… nice outfit!
Madison took some great photos. Love the Bokeh. Oh, and my lips are sealed concerning the not telling her about your (not so advised) blog post. LOL!
P.S.
If you like Star Wars (You seem like the type of girl who would), check out one of my newest posts on my blog here: http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/. Titled: Raven’s Rey Photostory.
Bye! Hope to see more of you soon,
-Jewel
Delaney: HEY JEWEL.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Thanks! The Q&A will be epic. And… aww… that’s really, really nice of you to say. :D
I’ll tell her that! That will make her day. And thanks for not telling her. HEH HEH. XD
Thanks for commenting and being epic! ?
P.S. Ooh! I’ll totally check that out! Sounds awesome!
–Del
Hey Madison and Del.
Just wanted to let you know I nominated you FOR THE BLOGGER RECOGNITION AWARD!
MADISON, you deserve it!!! Go here on my blog:http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/post/Enter-your-post-title6/
to see what to do, and what I did!
-Jewel
Delaney: Heyy, Jewel — WAIT, AWARD? YEAH, WE TOTALLY DESERVE IT. WELL, MAYBE NOT MADISON. SHE’S LAME. PROBABLY JUST ME. BUT LET ME GO GET MADISON. Wait but then she’d know about — ?
–Del
Oh my goodness, thank you SOOO much, Jewel! You are so sweet to think of me, that means so much! Thank you!! ❤️ :D
That sass? That sass. That sass! THAT SASS!!
Bad Delaney ?
Delaney: HEY
Beautiful pictures! And Del, you’re hilarious! ;-)
Thank you SO much! :D
Delaney: Thank you. ?
Del, you and I would get along so well. Just thought you might like to know that you have a supporter on this side of the blogosphere. :)
My favourite mic drop is “I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.”
You are free to use it.
Delaney: Yeah, we probably would. Aw, thanks. YOU ARE MY FIRST SUPPORTER. :O
HAHA! That is great. ?
Thank you for commenting. You are epic. ?
–Del
Hahaha, I loved this, Delaney! :D You are epic, and really cool too! I loved your pictures, will one of them be your profile picture? Yeah, I agree, Madison needs to get you up a profile already!! ;) Hehe. ;) I loved your outfit and the cute umbrella! :D
Delaney: Thanks so much! Aw, thanks. ? Actually, I don’t know. Great point. I’ll ask Madison about that. And she does! XD Thanks for commenting and being awesome!
–Del
Ooh lovely pictures, Madi! I like your outfit and umbrella, Del. :) And tell Madi I hope she had (or has) a great time at the conference and learns a lot. :D
Thank you SO much, Allison! :D
(Delaney: Thank you, thank you! :D And I will! Thanks for commenting and being awesome. ?
–Del)
HA! Del, I don’t know what it is, but this post made me laugh. XD cute boots. I love them. <3 and sorry, but I like padawan better. since I grew up with it, it just looks right. :P I loved the second to last picture, it's great! :D
Most crazily, ~Olive
Delaney: ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?! Rude. Jk. Thank you. I like the boots too, even if they are a weird shade of… pink. WUT. NO. PADAWAN IS WHINY. HOW RUDE. Jk. I get it. XD Thanks! Thanks for commenting, too. And being epic. ?
–Del
Just gonna say, Del and I would be best friends if I were a doll. :p
Ahahah really ? Y’all probably would.
Awesome, Del! Your signoff is fantabulous. :D Hey, and those pictures are marveliffic! (please tell me you know what that means…. :D :D )
~ LIght4theLord
https://dollsnall.blogspot.com
Delaney: Thank you, thank you! OOH I HAVE A GUESS. Marvelous + terffic? Lemme know if I got it right.
Thanks for commenting. You are awesome. ?
–Del
That is really cute!!
Delaney: Thank you!
–Del
could you please check out my website at https://crock129.wixsite.com/modestmylife
Of course! I’ll get to that ASAP! :D
”I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.” Said with a sassy condescending smile. THAT is my favorite witty one liner! Del, you are so pretty! I love you umbrella-where’d you get it? You should totally meet Adalyn-you two would either be best friends…or you might kill each other, but let’s stick with BFFs, ok?
-Natalie@TheAGSpot
http://theamericangirlspot.blogspot.com
Delaney: ??? That is beautimous. Aw, really? Thanks… that’s really nice of you. ? I like the umbrella, too! Madison got it off of Amazon, I think. AND I SHOULD. Yeah, probably. Sticking to best friends is probably safer.
Thank you for commenting. And for the one liner. It was epic. ?
–Del
Del. can I say you are so cute!!!! And I love you rain boots ;)
Hurry Madi!! I need part five!!!!!
~Kaylee~
Delaney: Why, thank you, thank you very much ;D
Thanks for commenting!
–Del
Yes ma’am! I shall hurry XD
Hello Delaney. This is Dejected Dog. I’m a padawon too, so that’s why I decided to hack Rebekah’s account and make a comment on here. The aforementioned wants me to tell you that she feasted her eyes upon the second to last picture for about an hour, but I think it’s pretty lame, no offense. I like epic mic-drop one-liners, too. And what a coincidence – I’m fourteen, just like you. Awesome. My favorite mic-drop statement is one I say to people in the theater all the time:
“Person – Is this seat empty?”
“Me – Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.”
As you can see, I enjoy sassing people around.
~Dejected Dog
https://stuffieadventures.wordpress.com
Delaney: Hey there, Dejecte– actually, I’ma call you DD. Hey, DD. OH GOOD FOR YOU FOR HACKING. That’s lit. Oh, good for Rebekah. And none taken. The name Dejected Dog is pretty lame, too, so. ? No offense. ? Ohh same. Mic-drops and one-liners are the best. Ayy twins! 14yos are epic.
AHAHAHAHA. That statement is GOLD. Can I use it sometime?
Sassing people around. It’s amazing.
Thank you for commenting, DD. You are quite cool.
–Del
Ooh, yay. I rather like DD. That’s what I’m going to call myself from now on.
Hmph. I usually detest emojis but I like that one you used. ??? Looks like Miss 14yo twin is inspiring me some. And I agree, the name Dejected Dog is kinda lame. Oh well, everything is lame to me. ???
Is it not?? You can totally use it. I didn’t make it up anyways, but you aren’t going to blow my cover, are you?
I know right. You’re welcome. I’m extremely cool, you’re kinda epic too. Looks like we’re going to be friends. Hmph.
~Dejected Dog
Delaney: Isn’t it cool? Of course you like it. I MADE IT.
Ahahah yes I like this emoji too. ? Well duh. Of course I am. No one on earth is more inspirational than me. UGH YES. Everything is lame. ??
Thanks. Not that I ever say thanks. And nah. I wouldn’t do that to a fellow quote-lover / mic-dropper.
Ah, no. I’m extremely epic, and you’re kinda cool. And maybe.
–Del
Lol, you’re an odd one. :))
<3
Delaney: -__- I know.
–Del
LOL! ?
Hey Madi, can I put your blog under my awesome blogs section on mine?
And Delaney, Rebecca says that she could probably beat you at anything XD
Oh my goodness, of course! That means SOOO much! You’re so sweet! :D ❤️
Delaney: Haha, yeah, no. I’d like to see her try.
–Del
Oh Madi, have you been nominated for the versatile blogger award?
Hmm… I don’t remember. I think I have in the past. But I’m totally open to being nominated again! ??
Great pictures, Madison! I love the lighting, and I think my favorite picture is the second one. :)
Also, I love how you made Delaney’s personality so unique! :)
~Christian Homeschooler
Aw, thank you SOO much, Christian Homeschooler! I’m really glad you like it! :D
Haha, thanks! Hers was really fun to make. ? Thanks for commenting! ?
Del, my girlllll!!!! *snaps and points to Del* You my gorgeously amazing padawon friend, are hilariously sassy. Like girl, you tell that Madison she’s such a slacker. I know, I mean for good googely moogely guacamole SHE TOLD ME TO STOP EMAILING HER ABOUT WHAT SHE ATE FOR LUNCH? It’s a crime. *throws hand up* it. Is. A. Crime. I tell you, A CRIME!!! I MEAN DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?!? I-t-. Ha, get it? I said I need “spell ‘it’ out” Yeah? No? You don’t get it? Yeah didn’t think so.
ANYWAY. Moving on here people. I’ve got some brilliant quotes I say ALL the time and I think could come and handy:
-Cream of the corn on the premium cob. Ex: “I was like, “what the cream of the corn on the premium cob dudes?!?”
-Get a job. I say this all the time to my brother. Ex: brother: “I’m so fabulous, like look at my outfit. A purple shirt, swamp green shorts, yellow socks….ORANGE HAIR!! WHATS NOT TO LOVE?!” Me: *eye twitch* “dude. Get a job.”
Soooo yeah. You rock on Del, you tell Cecile and Saige YOU TELL ‘EM GIRL! And Madison, give her my personal greetings -_- *whispers* kidding, tell her I’ll still send her emails anyway. This time about what I ate for breakfast. Which btw is absaloutley nothing cause I hate breakfast, therefore she’ll get an email everyday with absolutely NO meaning to it because I ATE NOTHING!! So the email WILL BE NOTHING!! Random emails that talk about the most boring meals ever, what’s not to love?! Everything, Del. Everything. ?
Delaney: HEYYY! Whattup? Oh, yeah, I know. I’m the best at everything, too, but everyone already knows that. ? Dude she so is. Like if I’ve ever seen such a lazy coach potato, it’s her. Ugh.
A… crime… yeah. Sure. Okay.
OOOOH. THOSE QUOTES. THEY ARE BRILLIANT. Ahahahah the eye twitch. Priceless. Mind if I use your quotes sometime? Or maybe all the time? Of course you don’t.
I know. I totally know. THE WHOLE WORLD SHALL KNOW MY EPICNESS BECAUSE I ROCK. ON. And yeah, send Madison all those emails. Totally annoy her day and night. It’s SO fun to watch her get annoyed. Like, I secretly videotape her getting annoyed and watch it for laughs.
Everything. ?
Thanks for commenting, Maddie. You’re epic. ?
–Del
Hey, Delaney! Glad to see you. Love the outfit. Great photo shoot too. Keep up the good work!
Delaney: Thank you, thank you, and thank you!
–Del
Del you looked simple amazing in that outfit! ;) I’m can’t wait to see the other posts your in! I like winning too.. :P
-Geeky_Girl <3
Delaney: I know. ? Thank you. Ohh thanks! I’ll probably take over Delightful World of Dolls before I take over the world, so. Expect a ton of posts from me. ? WINNING IS GOOD. A GOOD THING TO LIKE.
Thank you for commenting. You’re cool. ?
–Del
Delany, there is this word called “*BUSY*”. It is probably a word that you don’t know about, so I will explain it to you. Busy is when you have an activity after activity and as soon as you get back you have another thing that you have to get done. Busy is when you are packed with things that you have to do and don’t really have that much time for anything else than those many things on the calendar. Madison had not been lazy, she was probably really busy, and then she crashed. She had the energy to do nothing active, or anything other than watching movies and napping. And, by the way, Madison was very generous and nice to you for even letting you stay at her house, and even considering buying you. Madison was very kind to you and I think that you should thank her. Oh, and by the way, your outfit is very cute! I love your style of clothing, although apperantly Jazzy hates it! I think you and my Emily would get along very well. She likes staying active as well. Although Amelia likes climbing mountains and things like that, which Emm likes, but she would rather go on hikes out in the woods or play sports and things like that. The three of you would probably get on just fine together!
Emily: Can you meet me at the brick coffee house in dollsville? I have some important business that I want to talk to you about in private. It’s about a fashion show. My diva-ish sister, Rebecca (she is basically our version of Jazzy) is trying to force me to be in a fancy fashoin show with her! I. Can’t. Stand. Fashoin. HELP!
Me: Yep, that was Emmy! You got to love her!
Delaney: *gawks*
*keeps gawking*
*keeps gawking for five more hours bc JR.JEANSK8 just mic-dropped her*
Well. Maybe Madison is sort of nice. Maybe a little. Maybe somewhat nice. MAYBE.
Hmph.
Thanks! Yeah, Jazzy’s opinion of my outfit… no. Amelia and Emm sound epic. I think we would indeed get fine together.
AND EMILY. DON’T WORRY GIRL. I GOT YOU COVERED. LET US DISCUSS THE BUSINESS. I SHALL HELP YOU. When Rebecca tries to force you to be in a fancy fashion show with her, order her to stop. If that doesn’t work, tackle her, wrestle her, and tickle her. If that doesn’t work, play along with secret plans to totally wreck the fashion show. MWAHAHAHAHA ahem.
Thanks for commenting! You’re cool.
–Del
These photos are SO PRETTY!
And my favorite quote is: “We could all use a little more weird in our lives.”-Fitz from Keeper of the Lost Cities
Delaney: THANK YOU. I KNOW RIGHT.
Ayy cool quote! I’m the definition of wierd so *shrugs*
Thanks for commenting!
–Del
Hi, Del.
You look really good in that outfir of yoirs!?
And what is a padawon? ????
It’s either madison is really LAAAZZYYY or REALLY busy!??? what do you think del?
Hahaha kickin’ butt and takin’ names!?????
I have a couple questions for you del! What is your favorite color? What do you think about madison!? How old are you? When’s your birthday?
Have a great day! Delaney!
-sara! <3
P.s tell madison I said hi!
P.s.s you are quite strange!
P.s.s.s. Teheheh
Delaney: Why thank you, thank you very much! A padawon is a non-whiny padawan who is constantly winning at life. A padawan is a young student. It’s from a movie series called Star Wars.
MWAHAHAHA I THINK IT’S JUST HER BEING LAZY. I mean, she’ll tell you it’s because she’s really busy, but we all know she’s just really lazy.
Favorite color… dark, forest green. I think. And Madison? I THINK SHE IS HORRIBLE. AND DUMB. AND LAME. AND LAZYYY. I’m 14! My birthday… I’ll get back to you on that. Madison still has to tell me.
You too! Thanks for commenting!
–Del
P.S. I will.
P.P.S. I KNOW RIGHT IT’S CALLED BEING AWESOME
P.P.P.S. Hehe.
Very interesting… that HALLARIOUS I didn’t know it was from star wars lolol??? ok ok I admit it I’m lazy like madison to lol yay that’s cool! your welcome! Yeah when your lazy your awesome.. I think lol!
How have you been madison the month of June is almost over!?? WHAT!? lol your birthday is in 5 days YAYAYAYA!
LOL, yeah! And LOLOLOL! Laziness can be coolness >:D XD
I know right! I can’t believe I’m 14 now!
Yeah,Yeah lazy people rock XD! Ikr! Your geting old?jk
Totally XD LOL!
I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but when should Heads Up! Part 5 be up? I’m SO excited for it!
Delaney, cool pics! ?
I’m working on it! I took the picture and just have to work on getting them all together! I’m glad you like it!
Delaney: Thanks. ??
–Del
Hey MADI! I nominated you ALSO (I know this is a lot, but your blogs are AWSOME) for the Barefoot Tag! Congrats! YAY!
http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/post/Enter-your-post-title9/
AWWW! Thank you SOOOO much! You are so sweet to think of my blog!! THANK YOU!! :D
hey madi, I’m having a giveaway!
http://hiddenhollowagcrafts.blogspot.com/2017/06/the-give-away-finally.html
most crazily, ~Olive
GASP. IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME TO ENTER.
I don’t think so, because I forgot when. XD
Most crazily, ~Olive
XDDDD
Delaney: You go, girl! Oh, and I need you to do something for me: walk over to Madi RIGHT NOW and tell her to stop being lazy and to think of her fans for once!
Madi: expect Delaney demanding something sometime soon. ? (I’m just kidding with all the ‘lazy’ stuff, don’t feel bad ?).
Delaney: MWAHAHA. Gladly. ??
–Del
LOL! I will ;) (Haha! ;) )
Hey Del. Were has Madi gone? She hasn’t posted in like a month. Is she dead? ;)
~Taryn
lifeofafarmdoll.blogspot.ca
Delaney: Why, yes. Yes, she is dead. She has died, and now she is out of my way so I can take over the world, starting with this blog, without her stopping me.
Well. Maybe she’s not dead after all.
I explain everything in this post. Unfortunately, she’s not dead. -__-
–Del
Darn! I mean um I didn’t say that. ;) Good. because I need to read the end of Heads Up. :)
~ Taryn
http://lifeofafarmdoll.blogspot.ca/
Delaney: Very darn. -__- Of course you do. She’s just too lazy to work on it. So she should die, no?
–Del
Delaney! You go girl! You’ve got so much sass you could hit someone! Now, can you do me a favor? I need you to march right up to Madison and tell her that her fans have been waiting for FOREVER to see Heads Up! Part 5. Tell her to quit being so incredibly lazy and to get to it. Thanks Del, my girl. Now, awesome photoshoot. Did Madison catch you? Hopefully not. You can’t be as cool when you’re grounded, right? Well, maybe you can. I mean, you’re pretty much the coolest person in existence. ?
Oh, and sorry if I said something like this before. I didn’t see my comment anywhere, so I decided to comment again! So yeah. Stay awesome, Del. Which is probably totes easy for you, for reasons discussed before. (Ha, ‘totes’! I never say that)!
Delaney: Thank you, thank you! I know, I know. ? Of course. Absolutely. Pronto. I will. She’s so lazy.
And nah. She hasn’t caught me yet.
And don’t worry. I would make grounded look cool. ???
Oh… hm… that’s weird. EVIL COMMENT FORM IT PROBABLY LOST YOUR COMMENT.
Yeah, staying awesome just comes naturally for me. ;) It’s a talent that very few people have. Make that none.
Except me.
Thanks for commenting. You are awesome.
–Del
I have a new favorite quote: “I like good strong words that mean something.” -Jo from Little Women.
Delaney: Ayy, that’s a cool quote.
–Del