IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I’VE POSTED ABOUT MY DEMOLITIONS.

Hey, hi, what’s up and hello. It’s Delaney Danger Clark, back at it again.

My last trip with Madi consisted of me bringing terror upon all the folks at the hotel we stayed at.

In case you would like to replicate my mind-blowing success, here’s my strategy.

#1 – STRUT YOUR STUFF

You’re a million times more epic than anyone else. Let the world know.

Gaze at your reflection in the window.

For hours.

Make poses. Smirk. And then…

#2 – HOG THE WINDOW

Hog all the window space, especially when people in your room are trying to see through it.

#3 – HOG THE BED

This was admittedly hard, since there were two beds in the room and I couldn’t hog all of them.

The bed of most importance, however, was the one Madison slept on, so obviously, I hogged that one.

Her chiropractor is horrified at her back trouble since she sits down all the time to blog and write… nonstop.

So when she wanted to rest her poor tired neck and back after a long road trip, I crawled all over each pillow she tried to rest on.

It was marvelous fun.

#4 – HOG THE TV

Madison doesn’t watch TV, but I unplugged all the cords just in case.

Plus, the nightstand thingy it was on was a great place for me to creepily stare at people passing by.

#5 – RAID THE FRIDGE

Madison happens to like food, so when her family transported the items in their cooler to the fridge, I ate all of the snacks she was counting on.

And if you’re really hungry, just go ahead and eat everything.

#5 – MOVE OUT OF THE ROOM

By now, the people you’re staying with are probably looking to wring your neck.

So just bring some terror upon everyone else in the hotel, too.

I brought this ice bucket down the hall with me. It was heavy, so I kept moaning at the top of my lungs as I dragged it along.

I successfully woke up everyone on our floor.

#6 – USE THAT LOUD ICE MACHINE A LOT

Madison hates being sent to go get ice. She’s paranoid of waking people up since the machine is so loud.

She should’ve suspected something was up when I offered to go in her place, but because she’s dumb, she didn’t suspect a thing.

Not only was everyone on our floor woken up due to my groaning, they weren’t able to fall back asleep due to the ice machine!

I just kept running and running the ice machine. Every time the bucket got full, I’d dump it out and fill it again!

Eventually, my arms got tired. I decided to move on to strategy step #7.

#7 – FREAK OUT YOUR FAM LIKE THIS

Knock on that door. A lot.

When you hear footsteps coming your way, scramble up to the eyehole and get real close to it. I’m talking eye-to-eye contact.

That way, when the poor person who comes to get the door takes a look through the peephole, they’re startled by your enlarged face.

#8 – STEAL YOUR OWNER’S DEBIT CARD AND BUY EVERYTHING YOU WANT

This probably irked Madison the most. She doesn’t spend money on much, so imagine her surprise the next time she checked her account balance.

I wish I had taken a picture of her face.

I got this enormous box of Skittles and a huge liter of Coke. I don’t even know how much it costed.

I mean, just check out the size of that thing! I think I got up to use the bathroom fifty times during the movie. My tiny body couldn’t handle it all!

Oh, yeah, movie:

#9 – GO ABOVE AND BEYOND YOUR OWNER’S DATA PLAN BY STREAMING A REALLY LARGE, REALLY LONG MOVIE

Oh, this was the best. The fines billed to Madison’s account were too amazing not to laugh with glee at.

I stayed up all night watching movies, eating one Skittle at a time (because of my tiny doll mouth) and working on that Coke.

And that, my raving fans, is how to properly wreck a hotel.

Now, we didn’t go to the fullest extent, because if I had gotten kicked out of the hotel, I probably would’ve gotten kicked out of my family too.

And you don’t want that to happen, so just go to the fullest extent of blurring the lines between legal and illegal.

WHAT’S THE LAST THING YOU WRECKED?

KICKIN’ BUTT AND TAKIN’ NAMES,

 

2018-05-30T18:24:42+00:00 June 1st, 2018|45 Comments

45 Comments

  1. Patriot Pictures June 1, 2018 at 1:24 pm - Reply

    Yayy!! Another great “ *Del* omition Demolition”!

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 6:45 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you very much. 😎

  2. Tess (blackiesunshine) June 1, 2018 at 1:53 pm - Reply

    Hahahaha! Sounds like Delaney has experience XD I know what you mean about those ice machines, they’re SOOOOO loud. We stayed at this hotel in Arlington that had like room service and everything. If Del had been there she would have ordered a giant breakfast and charged it to my mom’s credit card. SERIOUSLY THO, SIX BUCKS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BOWL OF CEREAL BROUGHT TO MY DOOR.

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 6:48 pm - Reply

      Too much experience. 😒 Oh my goodness, yes! I hate using them. I just cringe, hoping I’m not waking anybody up. XD Geez, room service is always crazy expensive. I think I’ve only gotten room service, like, once… I got these doll-sized ketchup and peach jelly jars, though, that I still use for my dolls, even though they have real food in them. 😂

  3. Kaylyn Grace June 1, 2018 at 2:00 pm - Reply

    DELANEY!!!! YOU ARE SO BAD!!!! XDDD I have to say though, a lot of those hogging tricks were really clever. 😉

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 6:49 pm - Reply

      Delaney: B-B-BAD TO THE BONE. 😎 Hah, thanks. You should try them out sometime on someone you want to annoy.

  4. Katie June 1, 2018 at 2:01 pm - Reply

    LOL your posts are the best Del! My favorite was looking though the eyehole right when someone inside the room was about to and the giant coke XD I’m honestly surprised Madison still brings you places with her LOL.
    -Katie 🙂

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 6:50 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Why, thank you very much, Katie! 😎 You know, I’m surprised she still brings me places too. I think she has problems.

  5. AGs in Alaska June 1, 2018 at 2:08 pm - Reply

    Looks at title – oh boy, this should be interesting.

  6. Hannah June 1, 2018 at 2:26 pm - Reply

    HAHAHAHA!! XD

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 7:12 pm - Reply

      😂😂 I don’t even know what to say to Del at this point…

  7. Amie June 1, 2018 at 4:30 pm - Reply

    Lol! This was hilarious! I hate being sent to get ice too. It’s soooo loud!

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm - Reply

      I know, right? I’m so afraid I’ll wake people up!

  8. Emmie June 1, 2018 at 4:39 pm - Reply

    This is hilarious! Great job, Madi/Del!

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 7:20 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you very much, Emmie! 😎
      Madi: I’m glad you found her demolitions amusing.

  9. Olive June 1, 2018 at 4:41 pm - Reply

    (I always read these posts with a very specific mental accent/tone, and if Del does not speak like that irl I shall be extremely disappointed 😆)
    I also liked this post more, since it’s not very much wrecking and more being an extreme annoyance 😛
    Apparently I hog the bed, but I sleep like a rock so I had no idea because I have my own bed at home, and when we’re out we sleep on the floor, and there’s lots of room on the floor, and if we’re in a hotel I share a bed with Ivy, who rolls, and so she never noticed anything, and it wasn’t until I had to share a bed with my mom last year when she complained that I hogged the bed, so now, for other people’s sake, I just sleep on the floor when we’re not home. I actually prefer it most of the time. 😜
    I didn’t even know hotels HAD ice machines. Why is it needed. 🤨
    And lol I love #7 but for most of my life I’ve been too short to do it. 😩 but I think I’ve tall enough now…😏
    Most crazily, ~Olive

    • Madison
      Madison June 4, 2018 at 7:22 pm - Reply

      Haha, same. I’m always amazed by how much different people speak in real life than their written voice.

      Oh my gosh, I wish my siblings were more willing to sleep on the floor in hotels. XD Well, actually, Russell is most of the time. He just likes a couch better.

      I guess so their guests can have ice? XD

      You should try it. 😏

  10. meandmydogsblog June 1, 2018 at 5:22 pm - Reply

    Lol 😂 I’ve always wanted to know how wreck a hotel 😉 I love your posts Del! Keep It up 👍😉😄

    M&M-

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:06 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Well, now you know! Thank you, thank you. 😎

  11. AAG June 1, 2018 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    Gabby: Amazing tips. I NEED Mom to bring to a hotel so I can try this.

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:06 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Yes, yes! The blog about it so I can see the demolition! >:)

  12. Zielle June 1, 2018 at 7:19 pm - Reply

    Oh dear; poor poor Madison! 🙁 XD Delaney you’re awful. 😛

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Poor Madison is right! *laughs evilly* Thanks for stopping by. 😎

  13. agbeyourself June 1, 2018 at 7:25 pm - Reply

    Olive: DEL, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!! I WILL DEFINITELY USE ALL OF THESE TIPS NEXT TIME I GO TO A HOTEL (which will probably be soon)!!!
    AGBeYourself: Great. *sighs*

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:08 pm - Reply

      Delaney: YAY OLIVE! Be sure to blog about it so I can witness the demolition! MWAHAHA! >:D
      Me: Oh dear.

  14. kaitlynrh1 June 2, 2018 at 12:27 pm - Reply

    I have no words to describe this post, but awesome!!!!!!!!

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:08 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you, thank you! 😎

  15. Hadassah S. June 2, 2018 at 1:10 pm - Reply

    Oh my word, I laughed so hard!! Thanks for brighting my day Del!! (And Madi!)

    Xo,

    Hadassah @ Joyfully You

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:12 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Glad to be of service! 😎
      Madi: LOL, thanks so much, Hadassah!

  16. maydollfield June 3, 2018 at 4:05 pm - Reply

    Hi Madi Its me, May! I don’t know if you remember me, the last time we talked was December 2016,we emailed each other often. Anyways, thanks for keeping me company when I was in home hospital and always cheering me up! ~MayEccense and her Fam ^~^

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 9:05 pm - Reply

      Of course I remember you! Are you feeling any better now? It’s so awesome to hear from you again!

  17. Reyna June 6, 2018 at 1:48 pm - Reply

    You’ve been nominated!~https://rainflower8.blogspot.com/2018/06/the-sunshine-blogger-award.html
    ~Reynaxxx

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 11:59 am - Reply

      Delaney: ME?! >:D
      Madi: Me. -_- Thank you so much, Reyna! You’re the sweetest. I’ll do it ASAP!

  18. Katherine June 6, 2018 at 7:06 pm - Reply

    Del – you’re amazing and awesome!
    <3Katherine

    • Madison
      Madison June 7, 2018 at 11:59 am - Reply

      Delaney: As are you, Katherine! (Just not more than me.)

  19. Devin June 18, 2018 at 11:43 am - Reply

    Saw this in my email and just groaned, knowing that Delaney had probably r e a l l y done it now. Why do you put up with this, Madi?
    Also, does Delaney know she actually drank root beer, or was the Coke just in the root beer bottle?

    • Madison
      Madison June 19, 2018 at 6:51 pm - Reply

      Because it makes for funny blog posts. 😜

      Hah, oh my gosh! I had forgotten that was actually root beer! I took these photos an entire year ago. Dang, you have great attention to details.

  20. madisonsmiles June 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm - Reply

    Hi Madison! Lol Delaney is so funny! She is also a stunning doll :0
    I always love her demolitions!
    ~simplyag.weebly.com

    • Madison
      Madison June 27, 2018 at 2:15 pm - Reply

      Thank you so much, Madison! And Delaney says thank you! That makes her day. 😀

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