Wow!

*dies laughing* Wow? That’s the best title you could come up with, Madison? Seriously? I think I’ll just remove the “Where in the World Have We Been?” part for you because that stinks even worse.

Oh wait. I already have. ? I thought about taking that exclamation point out, too. It’s just… eh.

Hey. It’s Del here. Madison started a draft like weeks ago and I’m secretly taking over for her. Madison hasn’t posted in, what, literally almost a month? I can’t believe her laze.

Yeah, laze is a word. I’m making it a word. It’s the equivalent to “laziness” only it’s not really equal because it’s 110% more awesome. If you don’t like it, too bad.

If you came looking for a nice, sweet blog post featuring one of my delightful roomates… you’re reading the wrong one.

It’s okay. Not many people can handle my wickedly awesome epicness. Congratulations to the few who can. You weren’t even exposed to 0.2% of it in my last post.

I just hope you can survive what comes next.

Why hasn’t Madison made a post in the last month, you ask? Well, I’m going to ask, why are you asking me? Actually, there’s no point in even asking her because she’s got too much laze in her bones.

Well. I know what I’ve been doing this past month. I only have a few minutes because I’m not supposed to be on here (like Madison can even keep me off ?), so I’ll only share a few photos until I have enough time to make multiple full-blown articles of awesomeness.

DID YOU SEE MY AMAZING ALLITERATION SKILLS

OH SNAP I DID IT AGAIN

The past few feeks have been full of…

STEALING MADISON’S DEBIT CARD AND BUYING TONS OF SNACKS AND SODA WITH IT AT HOTELS.

IT GETS BETTER. I snuck onto her phone and turned on her hotspot so I could slave off of it and watch movies on her data plan all night. I totally could’ve done it on the hotel’s wifi, but seeing the look on Madison’s face the next day when she ran out of data was priceless. ?

I would’ve taken a picture of her stupid face had I not used up all her storage taking selfies of me and setting them as her phone wallpaper.

Madison is a ridiculously fun person to vex.

IT GETS EVEN BETTER.

I was not only the terror of Madison and the worst nightmare of her, well, non-existent nightmares… I WAS THE ENTIRE HOTEL’S WORST NIGHTMARE.

But I can’t tell you that part. I’ll save it for a future post. >:D

AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. GUESS WHAT I DID ON WEDNESDAY.

I WRECKED THE AMERICAN GIRL PLACE.

It was ridiculously fun. I can’t tell you everything. The memories are still too fresh. I might burst out in uncontrollable laughter and then completely blow my cover — because, you know, I’m not supposed to be on here.

BUT OH MY GOSH. The look on Logan’s face was priceless when I shoved him out of the way and showed him who was boss on the drums.

I even whacked the AG store manager on the head with the drumstick when she told me to stop (only because I was playing so awesomely that all the customers were fleeing out of the doors, physically unable to handle it — definitely not because I was playing so loud and terribly that they were all running for their lives, screeching in terror, and praying for eardrum insurance).

IT GETS EVEN BETTER. I KNOW IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE — HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER — BUT IT DOES. 

I totally wrecked Logan and Tenney’s little fairytale music jam with some rap that K.C. taught me. ? Logan was already infuriated at me for pushing him out of the way (dude, he whined like a baby) and playing on his teeny toddler drumset, but you should’ve been there when he was trying to shout over me. I just rapped all the louder and faster.

IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

BAHAHAHA. I then wrecked Maryellen’s pretend diner — after stealing all the food, of course.

Here I am at a hotel. You can see Madison in the reflection of the mirror. Yeah, you’re so busted, Madi.

You see, she pretends she’s a ninja but she’s actually the world’s worst… everything. She has three scabs from when she miserably failed at a totally safe game of Ninja last week (where you and your friends stand in a circle and take turns karate-chopping each other’s forearms and if both your arms get chopped you’re out). She’s the loudest, the most ungraceful, most ridiculous-looking-in-a-ninja-costume…

I mean, seriously. Her and her Texas BFF made up a ninja dance a few days ago and… no. Her BFF looked epic and Madison was all like LOOK AT ME I’M THIS AWESOME DRAMATIC NINJA AND WATCH ME FLIP MY HAIR AND DO THIS MELODRAMATIC FALL-TO-THE-GROUND DANCE MOVE AND

No. Just no.

Speaking of Madison’s failures at… everything… I’ll take the liberty of doing what she’s too lazy to do — make excuses for her. Actually, there is no excuse for her whatsoever, so I’ll just go ahead and let her unknowingly take the blame.

Madison would like me to tell you that she’s been gone on this super huge ministry trip all month, what with all these different churches and photographing the services and whatnot, but we all know that she’s really just too lazy to do anything good in this world. That is why she has not (A) replied to comments (B) replied to emails (C) commented on any of your blogs (D) been a good friend (E) or blogger (F) or person in general.

She would like me to tell you that she’s trying to get to everything as soon as she possibly can in the franticness of traveling, getting new vehicles, meeting people, visiting churches, general ministry stuff, and maybe a little of somedolly named Delaney frustrating her every chance she gets, but we all know that “trying” means “failing” for her and “soon” means “never”.

SPEAKING OF MADISON’S UNIMPRESSIVENESS, STUPIDITY, AND GENERAL LAMENESS…

IT GETS EVEN — worse.

As payback for annoying her and irritating her and making her life a struggle… Madison has in turn annoyed me, irritated me, and made my life a struggle.

You will not BELIEVE what she made me do at the American Girl store.

But like I said. That’s for another post.

I hope Madison’s laze won’t discourage you from commenting, seeing as she hasn’t replied to comments from, what, May? Geez. I promise that I’m not like her. I’ll personally reply to your comments as soon as I can sneak back on the computer — I hear Madison coming and man is she ever in a mood right now. ? Time to go make her life miserable — and six days before her birthday, too! Tata.

COMMENT, YOUNG NON-WHINY PADAWANS AKA PADAWONS. ?

^ Heads Up part five sneak peek.

Anymore epic quotes, cool one-liners, or awesome mic-drops? Because I love them. You guys have great stuff.

KICKIN’ BUTT AND TAKIN’ NAMES,

P.S. when you realize laze has actually been a real world this entire time

P.P.S. oops

P.P.P.S. like the post because i love it when you like my stuff

P.P.P.P.S.  oh and comment too so i can deem you cool

P.P.P.P.P.S.  MADISON IS COMING HELP SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME BYE

2018-12-01T18:36:15+00:00 June 21st, 2017|79 Comments

79 Comments

  1. Chloe June 21, 2017 at 8:37 pm - Reply

    Delaney, you are amazing. And as I saw you at the AG store, I think you might have over exaggerated, but that may just be me. *hides in case Delaney will be mad at me* MADI HOW ARE YOU SUCH A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER, GIRL?!

    • Madison
      Madison June 21, 2017 at 11:32 pm - Reply

      Delaney: I know. ? HEY HEY HEY. I wasn’t over-exxaggerating about the drumming or anything… just because you were there doesn’t mean people are going to believe you over me ?

      –Del

      AWWWWWW I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY PHOTOS CHLOE THAT MEANS SO MUCH ???

  2. EnniMorgan June 21, 2017 at 8:43 pm - Reply

    MWAHAH! Delaney you are EVIL! ?. That was great.

    • Madison
      Madison June 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm - Reply

      Delaney: I KNOW. ???

      –Del

  3. Diamond (and PAIGE) June 21, 2017 at 8:56 pm - Reply

    This was awesome! I missed Madison’s posts. I can’t wait for future posts ( the AGP, Head’s Up, ya know.) Delaney is so dang cool. That hotel feels incredibly familiar to me.

    Paige here. I kicked Diamond off the computer. OK, she actually let me on. It just doesn’t sound as cool. Ooh mischief, sounds fun. You’ll have to tell me all about it. I like hotels. Fun fact, I stayed at an uber awesome hotel recently. You’ll have to read our post to learn more about that. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. You look like you had so much fun at the AGP.

    Diamond
    Paige
    worldofagdolls.blogspot.com

    • Madison
      Madison June 21, 2017 at 11:44 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Of course it was. I’m in it. ? Ew, you missed Madison’s posts? Why? Her’s stink. AND YES. I AM SO DANG COOL. YES I AM. Maybe you’ve been to that hotel? Idk.

      AYY PAIGE. Yeah, mischief is fun. Especially when you spell it right on the first time, which I did not. I like hotels, too. Especially wrecking them, creating havoc, and being everyone’s worst nightmare. 😉 Ooh, I’ll have to read that post.

      “Fun”. You could call it that… Madison made me — ugh.

      Thanks for commenting. You guys are cool. ?

      –Del

      • Diamond (and PAIGE) June 22, 2017 at 10:02 am - Reply

        Hm, maybe you were at a Wyndham hotel? Or possibly Hampton Inn? Idk.

        Paige: Maybe I need to learn from you. I’ve never wrecked much of anything.
        If you want to read the blog, then all of the posts with me in them are cool.

        Of course we’re cool! What else would we be, lame?

        Paige
        (And Diamond)
        worldofagdolls.blogspot.com

        • Madison
          Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:14 pm - Reply

          I’m actually not sure, but I don’t think it was those. Idk.

          Delaney: Yes, you need to earn from me. BOW TO YOUR MASTER. And ooh. Okay. The blog sounds cool.

          Yes. You might be lame.

          –Del

      • Alyse June 22, 2017 at 12:24 pm - Reply

        Rebecca: Delaney, you spelled “hers” wrong. BOOM! *marches out of the room*

        • Madison
          Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:20 pm - Reply

          Delaney: You know what’s also spelled wrong? Your name. It should be U-G-L-Y — the perfect definition of your face. ?

          –Del

  4. Adalyn; GO DEL! DRIVE MADISON TO HER WIT’S END!!!!!! And while you’re at it, send me some chips and soda compliments of her debit card!! Ah, yes. Laze is the perfect wordage (which is a word ’cause I just declared it so) to describe Natalie. I mean, seriously?? She spends all her allowance SAVING FOR A PHONE, instead of buying ME a TV. She could do chores or babysit or somethin’ to earn extra money, BUT NO!!! SHE SITS AROUND ONLINE SHOPPING!!! I TOTALLY DESERVE A TV MORE THAN THAT SLACKER DESERVES A PHONE!! I SHOULD REALLY STEAL HER DEBIT CARD AND-Oh….Hi, Natalie, I was just telling Del about how…..uh…..diligent you are? Hehe………?

    Natalie; Madison…..my heart goes out to you for living with Delaney. You must have great patience. Fabulous pictures, by the way! Oh, and do you have any tips for keeping dolls OFF of your laptop? Adalyn keeps causing….trouble.

    ~Natalie@TheAGSpot
    http://theamericangirlspot.blogspot.com

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:28 pm - Reply

      Delaney: AHAHAHAH YES YES YES. Dude I will. ENJOY BECAUSE THEY WERE EXPENSIVE OVERPRICED HOTEL SNACKS TOTALLY BOUGHT ON HER CARD. >:D (Wordage. Dude. Yes.)

      UGH. EXACTLY. LAZY OWNERS… spending all their money on themselves and barely doing anything FOR US. EXTRAORDINARILY LAME AND LAZENESS.

      Ayy aaaand bye. Thanks for commenting, yo. ?

      –Del

      Ahhh… yes. It’s a trial for sure. ? Patience… yeah. ? Aw, thanks so much! Ahh… well… you could ground them. But sometimes that just makes them even more determined to escape and hack the laptop. So. It’s a struggle. ?

      Thanks for commenting, Natalie! 😀

      • Natalie July 5, 2017 at 4:50 pm - Reply

        Adalyn; THANK YOU, DEL!!!!!! Natalie grounded me for a WEEK for using her laptop, but thanks to you I WILL HAVE CHIPS AND SODA AND SNACKAGE GALORE!!!!!!! MADI, THAT LUMP-COUCH-POTATO-HUMAN-DOPE WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT HER!!!!! I really need to teach Natalie a lesson. And by ”Teach her a lesson” I mean I am planning some serious pranking-any ideas?? And now I gotta run ’cause I hear Natalie

        Mwahahahaha-fully yours,

        Adalyn The AWESOME!

        • Madison
          Madison July 12, 2017 at 8:16 pm - Reply

          Delaney: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME. AND MWAHAHAHA YOU’RE WELCOME AGAIN. AND YES. >:D You should cut her hair or draw sharpie mustaches on her face. Or maybe glue all of her books together. >:D

          –Del

  5. Light4theLord June 21, 2017 at 9:24 pm - Reply

    Del, you are awesome.
    Though, that’s to flatter you so that you’ll go on a very top secret mission.
    Wanna know what? Of course not, you’re not daring Del, are you? Oh wait, you are. So are you up to the challenge? It could drastically change your future, Madi’s future, and my future. XD So…
    I need you to email me Madi’s cell number at dollsnall4ever@gmail.com. Seriously. I need direct contact, straight to the top, hotline access…. I don’t care if you have to daringly ninja-steal it and super-secret-spy send it, just do it. If you don’t….
    MWahahahahhlaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Anyways, this is a last resort. I desperately need contact.
    Oh, and tell Madi an early happy birthday even though I already have plans. Hey, where are ya’ll getting back to FL?
    ~ Light4theLord
    https://dollsnall.blogspot.com

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:39 pm - Reply

      Delaney: ? I know. I know. Keep it comin’. ?

      I accept your mission. Actually, I already accepted it. IT WAS AMAZING. I’m sure Madison (ugh, Madi is too cool of a nickname to be used on her, just sayin’.) emailed you with all the info.

      Thank you for commenting. ?

      –Del

  6. Staff June 21, 2017 at 9:43 pm - Reply

    Nyla: Mwahaha! You sound like my kinda person, Del. Staff is always a laze. She just sits in our doll corner staring blankly at us. Then she picks up her camera and just puts it back down. Since she is always neglecting her blogging duties I have taken over!

    I am the queen of Sascasm (sass + sarcasm). Believe me growing up with a sis like Katrina you learn well… Also Staff is currently ‘writing’ (more like just staring at her screen and listening to Spotify) a book and the main character is a master at Sascasm so I guess I learn from the best (man I can’t believe I just admitted that)! I can give you a few pointers on some cool one-liners if you want, *hair flick*.

    – Nyla the-queen-of-amazing-fabulousness-and-sascasm!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:56 pm - Reply

      Delaney: MWAHAHAH. I probably am. Ewwww Staff sounds so lazy. Like. Dude.

      Ahahah sascasm. That’s great. XD And HAH. NO. YOU could use some tips and pointers from me.

      BOW TO YOUR MASTER.

      –Del

  7. Lizfromagh June 21, 2017 at 10:42 pm - Reply

    Yayyy! Madi is back! I missed you so much!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:58 pm - Reply

      Awwwww, I’m so glad to be back!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  8. Miri June 21, 2017 at 11:02 pm - Reply

    I love Del’s personality! And she’s too cute.

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:59 pm - Reply

      Haha, I’m glad! She’s quite… interesting… XD

  9. M&M June 21, 2017 at 11:30 pm - Reply

    Good luck living del 😉

    M&M-

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 2:59 pm - Reply

      Delaney: ? Thanks.

      –Del

  10. Nadia the Awesomest June 22, 2017 at 2:48 am - Reply

    Hello!!!!
    Okay, let’s get to the point. Some EPIC one liners
    1. Is there something weird in here? Oh, it’s you!
    2. (Proudly shows you their pic of a…..um….thing) is that poop?
    3. Sorry, only humans are allowed in here.
    4. Seeing as you can be a normal person, you could at least be a normal alien.
    What do you think?
    And Madi, get off your butt and DO HEADS UP PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And Del, you are the awesome at. Sorry, SECOND awesomest (that’s after me, of course).
    Ummmmmmmm……. Molly’scominggottagobye!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:01 pm - Reply

      Delaney: DUDE. Those one-liners are great. (Not as great as mine. ?)

      I WILL TELL HER THAT. She’s so lazy… definitely going to be needing to post part five or die, huh?

      Hahaha, no. I AM THE FIRST AWESOMEST.

      –Del

  11. The Fashionista June 22, 2017 at 3:09 am - Reply

    (Kit! Be careful! You might get crumbs on my new dress! It is DESIGNER, just BTW!!!) Delaney, your outfit! *gasps* it is simply atrocious! ANYone knows not to wear denim with denim! SO last SEASON! And a 14 year old does not under any circumstances wear their hair in PIGTAILS! You ARE a case! And you are so TOTES not awesome! I mean, if anyone is, it’s me, right? Common sense, right? (Not that you have any.) *shakes head* Get Madi to normalize you, ASAP!
    KINDEST regards,
    Hahahaha, wouldn’t you like to know!!!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:03 pm - Reply

      Delaney: UGH. How DARE you insult me? You’re, what, a girly, pinky, faint-hearted fashionista telling Delaney Danger Clark what to wear? That’s sad. Oh, I’m sorry, you know what’s even more sad? Your face when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

      BOOM. ?

      –Del

  12. Olive June 22, 2017 at 7:46 am - Reply

    oy yoy yoy, (I dunno how to spell that, but I say it all the time, so what eves) The begining and the end were amusing, but the the middle go out of hand. stop being so rude to the poor dollies del! those poor dolls have to stay in a case alllllllllllllllll day, and they can’t come out until night, when they’re tired! poor dollies…..(ok, now I think I got out of hand( (no i didn’t) I think I like your sister better. 😛 other than the that short rant, great post! madi did a great job turning it over to you, that should help her get over her posting block she seems to have. XD (yes, I did just say that she LET you make this post, and is pretending to be mad at you for making this post, and will now have an easier time making more posts) *runs away laughing*
    Most crazily, ~Olive

    p.s. PADAWANS!!!!!!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:06 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you thank you thank you. Say what? I’ll have you know that American Girl store dolls are brats. They more than deserved it.

      WHAT?! NO! Madison didn’t let me do anything! I STOLE HER LAPTOP! I POSTED THIS POST! I DID NOT NEED HER PERMISSION! ???

      Prepare to face my wrath.

      –Del

      • Olive July 5, 2017 at 3:13 pm - Reply

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD XD XD don’t worry del, I’ve escaped the wrath of tay*, from calling her cute so many times, so I’m sure I can avoid yours. XD
        Most crazily, ~Olive
        .
        .
        *tay is from smalldollsinabigworld.com

        • Madison
          Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:15 pm - Reply

          Delaney: WHY — YOU — EVIL!!! YOU EVIL THING YOU!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

          –Del

          • Olive July 5, 2017 at 5:21 pm - Reply

            HEEHEEHEEheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! XD XD XD XD
            Most crazily, ~Olive

            • Madison
              Madison July 12, 2017 at 8:18 pm - Reply

              Delaney: DIE YOU EVIL THING YOU!!! *punches Olive* MWAHAHAHA!!!

              –Del

              • Olive July 12, 2017 at 8:47 pm - Reply

                Heeheeheehee…. *blocks punches with super cool ninja moves thought by madi*

                • Madison
                  Madison July 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm - Reply

                  Delaney: UGH!!! *punches some more*

                  • Olive July 13, 2017 at 7:03 pm - Reply

                    Hahahahaha… *flips away*

                    • Madison
                      Madison July 14, 2017 at 12:17 pm

                      Delaney: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! *screams in frustration* I’M BEING BEATEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ???

  13. Kathleen June 22, 2017 at 7:58 am - Reply

    Happy early birthday Madi! It’s been forever since I last commented. o.o

    Kathleen

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:09 pm - Reply

      Aw, thank you so much, Kathleen! It’s so nice to hear from you! ☺️

  14. Jewel June 22, 2017 at 8:48 am - Reply

    Del, what a personality. HILARIOUS! (AKA, pushing Logan, LOL!) http://www.dollnotebook.com/blogs/

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:11 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you thank you thank you. ? Dude, he so deserved it. He was a brat. ?

      –Del

  15. EmeraldPhoenix June 22, 2017 at 9:52 am - Reply

    DEL YOU DESTROYED. MY. DINER! And I thought we were awesome proffesional spysisterannoyyers. However, I am very proud of the mischief you caused at the AGP.

    -Maryellen Ali

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:12 pm - Reply

      Delaney: AHAHAHAHA I KNOW. I DID, DIDN’T I? ? Too bad. And thank you. ?

      –Del

  16. Alyse June 22, 2017 at 12:11 pm - Reply

    Rebecca: Logan looks like an infant. Just saying.

    Audrey: Did she make you wear something unfashionable at the AG store?

    Macy: R.I.P Madi’s data plan.

    ~~~~~~~~~

    SO, Madi you’re not dead! 😀 I even knew you went somewhere….. but somehow I forgot and thought you quit the blog or something..

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:17 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Haha, yeah. I told him so to his face, and you know what he did? Looked like he was about to cry. He looked even more like an infant then.

      No. No, Audrey. It was much, much worse.

      R.I.P indeed.

      –Del

      Nope! I’m still very much alive. LOL! Nah.

  17. Taryn June 22, 2017 at 12:40 pm - Reply

    Hah! No excuse. Well, I hope you can get back to posting soon. 🙂
    ~ Taryn

    http://lifeofafarmdoll.blogspot.ca/

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:22 pm - Reply

      Haha, nope! 😉 Thank you!

  18. Daisy June 22, 2017 at 1:02 pm - Reply

    Del is literally my favorite of all of your dolls.
    Soemtimes I think she needs to visit Juvie, though.

    :p

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:25 pm - Reply

      ?? I’m glad you like her.

      Yeah, she probably does. ?

  19. Clara June 22, 2017 at 1:40 pm - Reply

    Super awesome post, Delaney! You sound quite annoying. I mean that in the best way possible. 😛 Tell Madi not to worry about being absent for a little while and that I hope she’s doing great! <3

    To Madi:

    Soooo….. Megan (A Barefoot Gal) challenged me to write a 1K comment on someone's blog. I chose you. Sorry. XD

    I can't think of anything to talk about, so I'm going to tell a story:

    Once upon a time, there was a girl named Clara who was sitting at her computer typing a comment on Delightful World of Dolls. Delightful World of Dolls is an American Girl Doll blog that features the lives of 10 dolls: Molly, Josefina, Cecile, Emelie, Jasmine, Ellie, Chloe, Taryn, K.C., and Delaney.
    Clara’s siblings were eating ice cream and the sun was setting and her desk was a complete mess. She had several packs of gum, 2 cameras, random papers, a feather, a mason jar, jewelry, Prismacolor pencils, headphones, an Ipad, a stuffed narwhal, a pen, a classical piano CD, a book, a box of art supplies, a backpack, a sketchbook, a bouquet of flowers, an envelope, a small box, a pencil, and a zebra bookmark strewn around her. Her desk was white. She was bored because she was writing a boring description of her messy desk because her pen pal had challenged her to write an extremely long comment on someone's blog. So here she was, writing. She yawned. The sun was almost gone by now, and her siblings were finishing their ice cream. Now one of her sisters had come into the living room and was building something with wooden blocks that loosely resembled Stonehenge. Clara yawned again and checked how long her comment was by using http://www.wordcounter.net. SHE MELTED INTO A PUDDLE OF DESPAIR WHEN SHE SAW THAT SHE HAD ONLY REACHED 294 WORDS. Her brother walked by singing. Her sister was still building Stonehenge. Someone slammed a door. The sun was completely gone. Her sister was singing a song. She decided that she would die of boredom if she did not stop writing this very horrible boring story.

    THE END!

    Ugh, I still have 362 words to go. AAAAHHHH! I'm going to get Megan for this…. XD This comment will probably end up in spam because it’s so long. *sigh*

    Okay. Hmm. I think I’ll talk about how I found your blog.

    I don’t remember exactly how I discovered it, but I remember somehow stumbling across your blog about 2 years ago. I read all of your photostories and watched all of your stopmotions and totally loved your blog. I recall that I especially loved reading Hang on to Hope. 😀 I remember that I freaked out when you first commented on my blog – I was like “OH MY WORD MADI FROM DELIGHTFUL WORLD OF DOLLS COMMENTED ON MY BLOG SHE IS LIKE A HUGE DOLL CELEBRITY EVERYONE COME AND SEEEEEE”

    XD XD

    So, yep! And now here I am, writing a majorly boring 1K comment that will most likely end up in the black hole of spam and never be seen again. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen. 😛

    *checks word count* 530 WORDS! I’M HALFWAY THERE!
    I have no idea what to write. Hmm. Ooh! I know! I’ll find some random inspirational quotes and paste them here to fill the space. 😛

    “Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.”

    “Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.”

    “The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.”

    “If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.”

    “Be the reason someone smiles today.”

    “You will never have this day again, so make it count.”

    “Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.”

    “Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning.”

    “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.”

    By the way, I’m listening to a really good song called “Tyrant Kings” by NEEDTOBREATHE right now. 🙂 Have you ever listened to NEEDTOBREATHE?

    Here’s a few more quotes:

    “We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.”

    “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”

    “Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.”

    “Smile. It confuses people.”

    730 WORDS! I’M GETTING CLOSER! I hope you enjoyed those random quotes. I especially like the last one. XD

    Random question: Who’s your favorite AGTuber? Mine is probably Mixiepixie7 or Rockstar13Studios. They’re both amazing! Basilmentos is really awesome, too. 😀 I also really like this science channel called Smarter Every Day. It’s really incredible! Also, do you have any book suggestions for me? We’re going to the library soon and I have no idea what books to get. 😛

    I’ve got to think up a SUPER EPIC dare to get Megan back for making me do this. Do you have any suggestions? XD Delaney might be able to come up with something good….

    JUST 157 MORE WORDSSSS!!!!!

    By the way, your photos are super duper cute! I love how professional they all look. The last one is especially amazing! I love those photos in the AG store, too. XD Do you think you could do a post on indoor photography tips sometime? I would really appreciate it! What lens do you use? Sorry for all the questions… 😛

    Since I can’t think of how to fill up the last couple of lines, I’m going to recommend a book to you! It’s called Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson. It’s a historical fiction about a boy named Jess and a girl named Leslie. It’s really, really good! I’ve read it 3 times. 😛 Do you like to re-read books? I do! I’m in the middle of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the fourth time. XD

    Okay, I’ve ALMOST reached my word count. I’M SO CLOSE. YAY! WOO-HOO!

    What’s the longest comment anyone’s ever left on your blog? I have a feeling this one might break the record. XD

    YAY! I REACHED A THOUSAND WORDS! BYE! SORRY ABOUT THIS CRAZY COMMENT!

    -Clara <3

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:42 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Thank you, thank you! Haha. Being annoying is one of my strongpoints. I appreciate that. DUDE, WHY WOULD I TELL HER THAT WHEN I CAN TELL HER SHE’S A LAZY SLOTH WHO NEEDS TO GET OFF HER BUTT AND WORK? Because it’s totally true. Yeah.

      Thanks for commenting! Wait… what… WHAT EVEN… YOUR COMMENT.. IS HUGE… I’d better run for my life.

      –Del

      OOOH. STRIKE OF THE 1K COMMENT! XD

      LOLOL! Awesome story. XDD

      Awwwwwwwww!! That literally made my day so much!!! I’m really glad you discovered DWOD and I discovered your blog!! ❤️❤️

      HALFWAY POINT. YEAH!

      OOH. Those quotes are so cool! I really like that “Smile. It confuses people.” one, too. XDDD

      Ooh, I’d heard of NEEDTOBREATHE! I haven’t heard of Tyrant Kings but that sounds so awesome!

      My favorite YouTube is Basilmentos! She’s awesome. 😀 Ooh, I’ve never heard of that YT channel but they sound so cool!

      Haha, I haven’t read very many good books lately, so not really XD I usually just pick up AG books or whatever looks good to me XDD I hope you find something awesome!

      HAHAHA. You should dare her to post a completely blank post or a post with just a knock-knock joke. XDDD

      Aw, thank you so much! That means SO much! You’re so nice!! And that’s a great idea! I really need to post that. XD I use a 50mm lens! I really like it. LOL! No problem. XD

      Ooh! I’ve heard of that! It sounds awesome! Haha, I love re-reading books. i get something new out of them each time or find details I missed THE FIRST TIME!

      YAAAY! XD

      I think you broke the record, Clara. By far. XDDD ACTUALLY WAIT NO. Allie Taylor sent me chapters of her book in one comment so maybe this is the second longest. XD

      YAY! AND NO PROBLEM! IT WAS QUITE FUN AND ENJOYABLE TO READ! THANKS FOR COMMENTING!

  20. From a Doll's Perspective (Anna) June 22, 2017 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    Logan: HEY!!!!
    Me: Wow, Delaney! You sure are interesting. (Not saying if that’s a good thing or not….) Wait a minute… you stole the food? Can I have some? Or did you eat it all?
    P.S. Tell Madi I want her to teach me her ninja skills.
    P.P.S. I love your outfits.
    P.P.P.S. I’m super excited for the next part of Heads Up!

    • Madison
      Madison July 5, 2017 at 3:49 pm - Reply

      Delaney: ???

      I am. Thank you. ? Yes. Of course I did. Nah. I ate it all. MWAHAHAHA!

      P.S. But ew. Ew. Her ninja skills stink.
      P.P.S. Good. Thank you.
      P.P.P.S. It’s coming soon!

      –Del

  21. Xyra June 22, 2017 at 3:00 pm - Reply

    Ha, Delaney! Not sure what to make of all your antics. I can see you may sit in detention a lot in school. LOL You know, there are ways of being rebellious, mischievous, devil-may-care, cool, sarcastic, snarky, and kind all at the same time. But I definitely love your style and fashion sense! Looking forward to more.

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:02 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Well. I do get in trouble a lot. Hehe. ?

      Thank you, thank you! And thank you for commenting! There will definitely be more of me (I’m planning to take over the blog. We’ll see how that goes.).

      –Del

  22. Anonymous June 22, 2017 at 5:12 pm - Reply

    It looks like Del had a lovely time terrorizing a hotel and the AG Store! 😛 Which AG Store did you go to?
    -Rose <3

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:03 pm - Reply

      Hahaha, she did! 😛 I went to AG store in Dallas!

      Thanks for commenting, Rose!

  23. May @ Forever and Everly June 22, 2017 at 7:25 pm - Reply

    OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! Madi is actually a good ninja??? How dare you think otherwise, Delaney. And I can’t wait to hear about all this mischief you and Madi got into!

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:07 pm - Reply

      Delaney: YES THANK YOU I KNOW I’M REALLY FUNNY AREN’T I. And DUDE. She’s a terrible ninja. Ugh. AND YES YOU CAN’T WAIT BECAUSE IT IS VERY INTERESTING.

      –Del

  24. Allison June 22, 2017 at 7:28 pm - Reply

    HA HA that was pretty hilarious, Del. I can’t wait to read more of your epic posts! 😉 Tell Madi I forgive her – but only barely. I’M JUST KIDDING I’M JUST KIDDING!

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:08 pm - Reply

      Delaney: THANK YOU. >:D They’ll definitely be more! 😉 Okay, I’ll tell her. >:D

      –Del

  25. SARA?????? June 22, 2017 at 7:39 pm - Reply

    Yay! Can’t wait to check this out! (I’m busy) but still can’t wait! Lol

  26. Mira Elizabeth June 23, 2017 at 2:40 pm - Reply

    Hi Del!
    I think we should be friends, because I think we would have lots of fun pranking people together.
    Can I be deemed “cool” now?
    ~Kit

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm - Reply

      Delaney: Ayy Kit! And yes. That is cool. And you are cool. (Not as cool as me, of course, but still cool.)

      –Del

  27. The AG Homeschooler June 23, 2017 at 3:19 pm - Reply

    Woah, wrecking the American Girl store? Now we’re talking! ? Yeah, you teach that baby-like Logan! Yeah!!!!
    Can’t wait to see what Madison did to you! I mean… ?
    Anyway… ? You are SO totally right, Del, my girl. Madison is SO lazy. I mean, she hasn’t posted in FOREVER!
    Love your new word: laze. Only cool people make new words. ? Keep being cool, which I’m sure will be super easy for you. ?
    Note to Madison: I didn’t mean to be rude when I told Delaney you haven’t posted in forever. I was just having fun talking to her! I mean, I wasn’t talking to Delaney. It’s not like she made 2 posts in a row behind your back. ?

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:12 pm - Reply

      Delaney: You bet! Wrecking it was awesome. AND YEAH!!! >:D

      Hmph. -_-

      YES. SHE. IS. SO. LAZY. OH MY WORD.

      And thank you. Yes. Being cool just comes naturally for me.

      –Del

      LOL! No problem! XDD What?! She did?! DEL…!

  28. JR.JEANSK8 June 27, 2017 at 3:26 pm - Reply

    Julie: DELANY!! YOU ARE SO COOL!!!!! You can actually get away with doing stuff like that? Wow! My mom would kill me.

    Mom: Cool? Julie, she deserves to have her head smacked! Although her fashion sense is very cute. GIVE ME LESSONS IN FASHION DELANY!!!

    Julie: (*eyeroll*)

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:19 pm - Reply

      Delaney: I KNOW. ??? Phsaw. You just have to sharpen your sneaky skills, is all.

      XD I’m glad you like my fashion. Maybe I’ll do a fashion post on here some time.

      Thanks for commenting, cool people. ?

      –Del

  29. Gracie June 28, 2017 at 1:29 am - Reply

    Let’s see, six days… Happy birthday, right? But assuming it is…
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADISON!! I hope you have a blessed day!
    ~Gracie

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:21 pm - Reply

      AWWWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH GRACIE! You’re so sweet and kind!

  30. Gracie June 28, 2017 at 1:31 am - Reply

    Oh, whoops, that nameless comment was Gracie from Smile and Craft AG, by the way! 😉

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:22 pm - Reply

      Oh, haha! I fixed it!

  31. Maddie June 28, 2017 at 8:15 am - Reply

    Del, my girl! Loved this post, I mean come on who needs MADISON *gives stink eye to Madison* anyway? First of all, she leaves us on ridiculously steep cliffhangers. And second of all, she keeps secrets -_- So you Del, you’re like amazing x3 to the fifth degree plus infinity. So yeah, rock on girl!

    P.S. Madison- I was kidding about all that. Ok maybe not. But you’re still super amazing and I love your posts and everything you do for us and the world ;)) I just had to spice it up for Del, know what I’m sayin’? ;P

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 6:23 pm - Reply

      Delaney: AYYY THANK YOU THANK YOU. Ugh, yes. Cliffhangers and secrets. She’s so lame. AND THANK YOU. I WILL. ?

      Thank you for commenting. ?

      –Del

      P.S. LOL! Of course. XDDD

  32. ElsaIcySnowflake aka Manta June 30, 2017 at 12:57 pm - Reply

    Sounds like you had a nice (and busy) trip, Madi, in spite of Delaney’s craziness.XD Great pics, too!

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 7:47 pm - Reply

      Haha, I did! Thanks SO much! And LOL XD

  33. Kendall June 30, 2017 at 3:58 pm - Reply

    I have no words. Like, at all. XD
    Happy birthday, though, Madi! [Del, do let her see this comment, please, since the message is directed to her personally. That’s a dear :)].
    And actually, I have little to no sympathy for you at the hands of your fabulous owner, so take your punishment even if it tastes like that pink liquid medicine they give you as a kid.
    ;D
    I’ve missed your posts, Madi! I could probably manage to live without Del’s. 😉 Jkjkjkjk!

    • Madison
      Madison July 12, 2017 at 7:57 pm - Reply

      LOLOLOL! XD

      Aww, thank you so much, Kendall! 😀 <3

      Delaney: Ugh. You’re rude. -_- HMPH!

      –Del

      XDD LOL! Awwwww, thanks Kendall! And XD

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